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had mine 8 years, phone changes, contract changes, but I always keep my number.

a fuck's a fuck, nut could you really live withyourself if you lost your missus over it? After the slovac carryon, you think she'd forgive and forget? No way you'd lose her forever and I doubt you'll have the arms of the 19yr old to fall into to console youself. Think of everything she knows about you and you her, the history, the memories. Is it really worth th eequivalent of one cheap thrill?

you'll be long gone by then babe, afterall you're a non-breeder anyway

chicken caesar salad is the best ever! Maybe it'll be help yourself stylee, loadsa plates and bowls of assorted feastings and you just help yourself to what you want the most. failing that get a chinese on the way yem.

tried, site keeps crashing my mozilla, thats why I've turned to you lot!

your suggestions then?

oh also thought about colour!! Green = grandad burgandy = grandma white = company vehicle red = naff purple = gay yellow = only for lambos black = always had black but looks filthy 5 mins after washing and scratches stick out a bloody mile.l

Happy Birthday. enjoy ya asda voucher.

that a hatch? hatchback is good, room for all the shopping too you had one? I'm a wee bit quirky tho, kinda was looking for something that reflects that. Is the civic not bit, and i don't mean to upset anyone here, middle aged for me? Civic Type R get the sport man How old are you anyway 29 ya cheeky bugger! neglected to mention that this won't be the family car, already have a mondeo for that. only need the 3 back seats for the odd occasion that that won't be avail to me or if one of the kids decided to bring a friend alon on the odd occasion, it doesn't have to be a big car. As usual I'm neglecting to make myself clear, soz guys if I've reset the goal posts.

ha ha, my spidey sense is detecting a few honda hate issues

focus a bit boring octavia a bit grandad mondeo already got one

that a hatch? hatchback is good, room for all the shopping too you had one? I'm a wee bit quirky tho, kinda was looking for something that reflects that. Is the civic not bit, and i don't mean to upset anyone here, middle aged for me?

ha ha, you find me one for 5k babe and i'll take it! Vrooooooooom.......

only have about 5k to spend on it tho. needs to have room for three in the back. and be comfy for long journeys. any ideas guys?

Yeah I read this a couple of weeks ago. The headline sounded outrageous but on the whole, I think its great, dunno how much of it is actually helping him, but if it makes him and his feel more positive about his condition then thats fab. Theres an awful lot to say about positive thinking when it comes to ill health. I've seen it and I truly believe it can buy you time. I'd do it if it was my dad. Who wouldn't. No worse than giving them a kidney imo. good on em.

I guess you were having a down day when you wrote this?!

cups of tea. i'm a chain drinker. i'd rather have a cuppa than food. not strong, half water half skimmed milk. ne sugar. lurrrrvely! off to put pot on.......

happy birthday boys. sorry its late. xx

the lady killers. the original on tv at mums this morning. nowt like an old classic of a sunday morn .

going to see russel howard on the 19th. I think he's hilarious and so quick witted.

hi and welcome

pickled onions the strong ones, ate half a jar. They're like heaven in a screw top. Mmmm

Gypsy woman by crystal waters boils my piss Lyrics... She wakes up early every morning Just to do her hair now Because she cares yeah Her day oh wouldn't be right Without her make up She's never had a make up She's just like you and me But she's homeless, she's homeless As she stands there singing for money. La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da In my sleep I see her begging Preaching please Although her body is not mine I ask now why God why She's just like you and me But she's homeless, she's homeless As she stands there singing for money La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da She's just like you and me As she stands there singing for money La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da La da dee la dee da practically no fuckin words in it. Just noise if you ask me.

parkys gone all born again on us ( not bjorn again marty!!) he's a veritable religious foetus!