soccermom

Happy Birthday x

Haven't sorry. It musn't have filtered its way to gosforth yet. Its probably too busy figuring out how to get out the byker wall. Na sorry, honestly never heard it til it was used on here, but then again, few people call you names to your face do they?!

I could live in a mansion for all you know matey.

I wish, just sick of running around after everyone all day at work, can't be arsed to do it for myself at the end of the day. Like I said, lazy.

Cos I've only ever heard it used on here, like the word munter, I'd never come across that before either, but munter makes me giggle. Hey if I've never heard of something I'll google it to find out what you freaky lot are on about. I'm a simple creature you know, I'd kinda led a sheltered life til wacky came along....

and you just named 3 things so I guess as maths is not your forte, neither is deductive reasoning.

Get married- worked a treat for me! Na I'm more into no strings attached arrangements cheers tho.

?what tv show? The Mentalist ?? ha ha. never heard of it. Is it on some shit channel like 5? cos if it is, there you go then. Hmmmmm - you allude the name 'Mentalist' to mind reading and then just happen to guess that it's on Five....? I don't believe you've never heard of it. Seriously on 5? Fuck me I must be psychic then. What Is Mentalism? Mentalism is the art of appearing to have supernatural or extrasensory mind-based powers. These include mind reading, psychokinesis, telekinesis, pedagogary, fortune telling, remote vision, and more. Through the ages, mentalist effects have been used to convince the unwary the mentalist is a person of special powers. A magician is much more likely to frighten simple natives by apparently peering deep within their soul than by pulling a nickel out of their ear. If you want to start a religion, then you could do worse than bone up on a few mentalism effects. Now let's learn the secrets behind some of the most popular feats of mentalism! I just did a fop and fuckin' googled it to find out what one was, it said nowt about a program.

do folk still get people in to clean their houses? I fancy getting a cleaner cos I'm inherantly lazy and truely can't be arsed and was wondering if anyone had any experience of such phenomena? how many hours would I need to get them in for a week? like how long does it take somone who doesn't get distracted, or need a cup of tea every 5 mins to clean a house?, just the basics and that, no ironing or shit. wash the floors, dust, kitchen surfaces, scrub the bog, sort out the dishwasher, hoover, the essentials, then I can eat more shit and watch more tv whilst drinking my umpteenth cuppa uninterrupted.

?what tv show? The Mentalist ?? ha ha. never heard of it. Is it on some shit channel like 5? cos if it is, there you go then.

?what tv show?

Were I a mentalist I would have known you were bored.

It's wacky's smug little face that makes me chuckle the most, he he. Kinda lookin at his sister and thinking " Not so fuckin' big now are ya, daddys favorite princess" :D

Not as good as Wacky porn

Of course I've broken down before, but I'm now a fully paid up member of the automobile association so its not a problem anymore. Lame. You've got better than that in your locker SM, you're trying to hard, calm down. I know, but you didn't exactly give me much to work with did you! Deep breaths.... .... and begin.... do your worst

Of course I've broken down before, but I'm now a fully paid up member of the automobile association so its not a problem anymore.

12 and a half actually inches?!! hell yeah, why do you think I'm so chirpy all the time! Because you've got a family size bag of maltesers in the cupboard, fatty? hardyfknhar short arse! I'm findin it very hard to be mean to you these days, think I'm developing a soft spot for you like when folk choose a pet and they pick the runt of the litter out of pity? Thats you, you're my very own little retard for me to play and have fun with. Come on bonny lad, I'll blow up some balloons.......... Go and blow your balls up you fat dike. I've hit the jackpot here lads - I've got a runt with tourets!! Wacky: "fuck fuck balloon tosser fuck animals fuck cock cock cock are fuck fuck totally bollocks fuck amazing fuck fat dyke s/mom: yes sweetie, now we've talked about not eating the play-doh haven't we..... You alright? yes hunny and you will be too, now just take that lovely blue M&M and everything will be alright, shush, now.........

:icon_lol: fuckin' love it :icon_lol: :scratchhead:

12 and a half actually inches?!! hell yeah, why do you think I'm so chirpy all the time! Because you've got a family size bag of maltesers in the cupboard, fatty? hardyfknhar short arse! I'm findin it very hard to be mean to you these days, think I'm developing a soft spot for you like when folk choose a pet and they pick the runt of the litter out of pity? Thats you, you're my very own little retard for me to play and have fun with. Come on bonny lad, I'll blow up some balloons.......... Go and blow your balls up you fat dike. I've hit the jackpot here lads - I've got a runt with tourets!! Wacky: "fuck fuck balloon tosser fuck animals fuck cock cock cock are fuck fuck totally bollocks fuck amazing fuck fat dyke s/mom: yes sweetie, now we've talked about not eating the play-doh haven't we.....

12 and a half actually inches?!! hell yeah, why do you think I'm so chirpy all the time! Because you've got a family size bag of maltesers in the cupboard, fatty? hardyfknhar short arse! I'm findin it very hard to be mean to you these days, think I'm developing a soft spot for you like when folk choose a pet and they pick the runt of the litter out of pity? Thats you, you're my very own little retard for me to play and have fun with. Come on bonny lad, I'll blow up some balloons..........

12 and a half actually inches?!! hell yeah, why do you think I'm so chirpy all the time!

12 and a half actually

eh?

and I couldn't possibly help due to the fact that i'm not even allowed to know what kind of music is played or where. Just saying.

there is no fop only zool :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :scratchhead: :scratchhead: :icon_lol: