soccermom

is that a polite way of saying his other personality, or is he another one letting banned folk use his log on? (ooh ooh is this gonna turn into a stevie says (2)............lol) wow, imagine a fop says thread??? There wouldn't be any room left for anyone else to post owt! He'd be cutting and pasting from google to his hearts content! ( I'm a secret fop-ette, can you tell? I swear that man just says the opposite to everyone one else just for the hell of it)

A tad harsh on Gejon, Fop feels. Gejon reckons Fop feels himself a lot. and I reckon everyone should start talking about themselves in the first person! ..just like I do e.g. I am Perfect I am gorgeous I love shoes I deserve diamonds etc.... see its just not that difficult.

what can I say? I'm not completely perfect!

so? everyone likes it freaky. you're no different. You want her big bad ass crushing your bone, oh yeah!

ah, babe, we're back on form, yeeehaaa!!! You're a fat tramp according to Fish in another thread. well beauty's only skin deep you know! you should know that having been born, short stumpy and retarded. you want some crayons??? He said it not me Tbf though I reckon you could be a fat mess or you have been in the past as you seem to get very defensive whenever it's brought up. yeah and I suppose you were defending me were you? riiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhhtttttttttt! The only time I have ever been fat was when I was pregnant. being fat and uncomfortable and not being able to fit in little gaps is very distressing, especially when your feet swell and you can't wear all those lovely shoes. so yeah, when faced with the fear of not being able to utilise my lovely shoes, I may become defensive. And I may hurt you. Boil the bairns rabbit? and send you the pie!

ah, babe, we're back on form, yeeehaaa!!! You're a fat tramp according to Fish in another thread. well beauty's only skin deep you know! you should know that having been born, short stumpy and retarded. you want some crayons??? He said it not me Tbf though I reckon you could be a fat mess or you have been in the past as you seem to get very defensive whenever it's brought up. yeah and I suppose you were defending me were you? riiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhhtttttttttt! The only time I have ever been fat was when I was pregnant. being fat and uncomfortable and not being able to fit in little gaps is very distressing, especially when your feet swell and you can't wear all those lovely shoes. so yeah, when faced with the fear of not being able to utilise my lovely shoes, I may become defensive. And I may hurt you.

ah, babe, we're back on form, yeeehaaa!!! You're a fat tramp according to Fish in another thread. well beauty's only skin deep you know! you should know that having been born, short stumpy and retarded. you want some crayons???

ah, babe, we're back on form, yeeehaaa!!!

Yep. The word 'geek' in the title was apt. Glad its not just me then! He must have the iq of chipmunk. Thicker than Jade Goody tbh. Then again, he is knobbin' s/mom, so his intelligence is already under question!!! cheeky twat

Yep. The word 'geek' in the title was apt. Glad its not just me then!

No this is: the filthy, sly, hypnotizing, boyfriend stealing bitch

cheeky twat , i can walk without falling over

she's a boyfriend stealing whore who exists in cyber space. not that i'm bitter, bothered or owt

maybe we should go back to dwarf jokes, wacky calling me a slag and SMO lying about fucking celebs! Bring it on bitches ahhh the good old days, one word SM.......TALC!! poof

maybe we should go back to dwarf jokes, wacky calling me a slag and SMO lying about fucking celebs! Bring it on bitches

not letting me down, more winding me up!!

shoes and handbags are essential to life. Deprived of them, have you seen how pissy us women can get? Trust me its better to have them than mad, pissed off, withdrawn women.

All i'm saying is can't understand the fascination in flying around in pretendy spaceships, dumping imaginary fuel, looking for pretendy space pirates/klingons/or whatever the fuck they are. it is not real and it will be found one day floating in a REAL ,not imaginary, not pretendy bubble bath. Cos I know that the reason men say they'll be over later and I believe the code phrase used is " I have a few things to sort out, like my footy kit and that" is cos they are to busy playing ground control to major tom. Rant over thank you for your patience.

hire wacky here

how many other women apart from you post on here ? Catmag ? Radgina ? alreetlike ? Bridget ? [disappeared] I thought toonraider was also a fellow female?

can't you add it on to your house hold, I have and it covers me using it outside the home too.

The whole of the cast from cannon ball run is fkn hilarious too, just love they way they parody themselves. mint. dean and sammy as wino priests, totally class.

has anyone actually applied to be lifey's wifey? I've prepared (in true blue peter fashion) a questionnaire for all candidates to complete Please be honest as all answers will be included in your legally binding contract should you be chosen as the lucky lady(lady being a loose term including men women childer, four and two legged beasts, haemaphrodites, transvestites and trogladites) Name: Age: Height: Weight: Statistics: Occupation: Hobbies: Likes in a partner: Dislikes in a partner: Personal statement: I too will complete the first one Name: Soccer Mom (Ms.) Age: 32 Height: 5' 2'' Weight: 8st 6lb Statistics: 30e-26-32 Occupation: nurse Hobbies: pizza vino cars diamonds rubys emeralds Likes in a partner: rich, impotent, over 82yrs of age, no family ties Dislikes in a partner: loud, demanding, fat sweaty business men, jaguar drivers Personal statement: I am happy go lucky and double jointed. please accept my application. athankyou.

You like my German helmet, don't you? I like polishing it Damn good at it too well you know god given talents - they can be a gift and a curse