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No I haven't! (Truthfully, can't remember - was I drunk, cos them I may have.) But No, I don't think I have ever said in all seriousness that I am a milf or that I am stunning. Maybe you lot just presumed that

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someone asked. I answered. I am. Didn't say I didn't have a face like a bull dog. should I have said 4'9", mousey, size 26 and 40F? Can I amend my first answer now please, apparently you lot prefer a bit-o-bullshit.

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Katie and peter have finally called it a day. Discuss.... for me, I thought they were entertaining, but she was an absolute bitch to him, and he was quite cringeworthy and annoying. Thought they'd go the distance though!

FYI I never said I was a MILF, a ladette or one of the boys, nor do i think any of you have any desire to roll around with me. If you think me speaking my mind is uncouth, then tough, I must be uncouth. I like the banter and being on here staves off the boredom on a lonely night. The way people react to my comments says more about themselves than it does about me. Obviously Fish, Danny B and Chez are not my biggest fans, that has been very obvious since I first joined but truthfully, and this may come as a shock to them, but I don't really give a fuck. The majority of the board has been welcoming and friendly(ish in their own special ways eg. wacky) and that is why I keep coming back. I also have a good few friends on here, who know me, who I am, and what I am like. I've never lied about who I am or what I do. I am not out to impress, just out for a laugh. If folk want to join in with me then thats great but if you don't like it, then get over it, you don't have to comment. its your choice to post on here just as it is mine.

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So... I post therefore i'm an attention seeker??? We post therefore we are. Deep, man. like, totally gnarly dude.

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So... I post therefore i'm an attention seeker??? I thought the whole point in joining a forum was to post and share opinion. And in my opinion Danny B should fuck off. anyway jimbo, how'd you like your spinach? Well I've got forearms like Popeye so anyway I can...... eeee and i had you down more as a bluto!

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So... I post therefore i'm an attention seeker??? I thought the whole point in joining a forum was to post and share opinion. And in my opinion Danny B should fuck off. anyway jimbo, how'd you like your spinach?

The kind of person who if you get a table near in a restaurant, you ask to be moved. you wouldn't get past the maitre'd in the restaurants I frequent darling. so thats something you don't need to worry your pretty little head over. Anyways shouldn't you be butt fucking lukes sandy crack by now? Single mum like you? Do Nandos have maitre d's? I don't like insulting women as a rule but you do come off as a right twat. and you're just my dream guy.............. only in my dream you fuck off... go on....go.......fuck off........

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The kind of person who if you get a table near in a restaurant, you ask to be moved. you wouldn't get past the maitre'd in the restaurants I frequent darling. so thats something you don't need to worry your pretty little head over. Anyways shouldn't you be butt fucking lukes sandy crack by now?

thanks now why don't you and danny go and make sweet love on a beach somewhere huh. tootles

cool hun, Now we just need a volunteer to drug and kidnap wacky to make sure he turns up!

fuck off man, at we're just having a laugh, or at least trying to. What the fuck do you want? politics? Wanna change the subject - add something fucking insightful or interesting then instead of just whinging. whats wrong? you taking your ball and going in? just like your what do men want thread? i refer you to my standard response danny. do one

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Only fair that you tell all the boys and girls a little bit about yourself.....

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fuck off man, at we're just having a laugh, or at least trying to. What the fuck do you want? politics? Wanna change the subject - add something fucking insightful or interesting then instead of just whinging. whats wrong? you taking your ball and going in?