soccermom

wow you're well trained! Do you have an actual thumb print on your head?

apology accepted. It takes a big man to apologise and a fantastic woman to accept it.

any need to try and sneakily slag me off? anyone else does it to me face in fuckin geordie.

faster than sticking it in an online translation = toms being a cunt about me, just ignore him. welcome to the board, hope you manage to stay the distance. That'll save you some time tom.

Il mio italiano viene anche da una traduzione in linea. Tom è rude di me ma ciò ok, siamo felici di perdonare la sua intolleranza qui. Amiamo scherzare con l'un l'altro ed alcuni danno il benvenuto dello spirito in cui è inteso più di gli altri. Dare il benvenuto e spero che lei riesce a stare per la durata.

Thats our wacky, mixing up his boys with his girls all over again. Woulda thought you'd learnt your lesson by now.

happy birthday to you both

hello and welcome

Why no 'g' ??? There should be a 'g'. Or are you dylesix ?? never noticed that! ( was a cut and paste off google images!)

circus

Just found this, don't know if he could actually carry it off now, it may be percieved as more creepy than cheesy!

I thought malta's entry was fantastic tho a little 'disney-ish'. Graham norton was interviewing arse-face and he said we're supposed to sent our best artist over and they were whining about us sending, jade, no offence to the lass - she did a stirling job, but ffs, we can do loads better than that, we're overrun with artists that are fantastic, fair enough we have to think eurovision/camp/trash when we pick them but why not go for something like: catfaced sophie ellis bexter/Mica/right said fred or we could roll out the master of all cheese and invite Mr. Richard Astley. Oh yes the king himself.....

expenses

Gggggggggeoffrey

bungle

beach

glitter

underwater (i know what it is you cheeky twat, its word association, that was the 2nd word I thought of when I read it, but I know we're not supposed to use c**t on here)

ok chilled.

what

pointed out what exactly? you tell me what i've lied about? go on. is this how you show you like someone? wanna punch me and spit in my face, that could lead to a lasting friendship! whatever sunshine.

No? The penny dropping. You have to be a special sort of lass to have the cheek of Soccermom. I now think it's a lass who has altered her net persona, I liked the old one better. Radge or Toplass..? If it is, I agree. I prefer the old persona. Gejon thanks...but I have only one persona and so does TL...I know I don't post much anymore as got sick of the BS on here...infighting...my balls are bigger than yours...my dad can have you...my mother can suckle half of the eastend...but go Soccermon/dad or whoever...give em hell girl !!! Female posters leave, a new one arrives 2+2=5. Sorry Thanks Ragina babe, I will continue to do so. Ashamed of what? Speaking my mind? No fish you don't know me so wind your neck in mate. A slag? How? Have I slept around? no. Do I boast about sexual Prowess? No. Do I swear though? Yes. Well this place must be full of slags! You obviously feel threatened by women. Have you thought about seeing a shrink? Tell me about your childhood........

I'd have been better prepared for post bout celebrations had I known I was coming to fight. I'd have brought the traditional streamers and party poppers.

someone asked. I answered. I am. Didn't say I didn't have a face like a bull dog. should I have said 4'9", mousey, size 26 and 40F? Can I amend my first answer now please, apparently you lot prefer a bit-o-bullshit. Someone asked you for photographic evidence that you are a woman, instead you posted up your stats. Hardly asking the direct question was he? Since you have been here you have done the "ohhh look at me, I am a lass and I say naughty things. When i take my boy to football everyone looks at me" shite. This is why people doubt you are a woman, you try too hard. piss off, I don't try at all. If you really want me to be a man I'll be a man. Would that make you feel better? My son doesn't go to football anymore, He decided he didn't like it. I don't say naughty things. FFS. I say fuck, wow! I say gash, wow! Should I call it my pink girlie bits instead, Would that make you happy? From now on everyone should say: oh dear me, back off bully, vagina and penis. lets all be ever so polite and anatomically correct. The forum police are about grow up and back off bully.

how bad does the smell have to be?