soccermom

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towering inferno

Hi and welcome to our humble abode. We feel we must warn you that.... bigotry racism sexism agism swearing abuse sarcasm and righteous indignation will all be tolerated in this forum welcome to the fold young'un

relegation

fnar fnar. Do you actually still think I'm a man? like seriously? how cool are you! I'm sure you are a MILF really. Don't be sarcastic, I am! I think you need to validate yourself via photographic evidence. ffs again. Was seeing me spinach not enough? Clearly not, unless you are Diane from BBWdepot.com fuck. Have I been rumbled?

Half sister, we just share a dad. I bet you did, shared him real good. ....... ...and he'll never be the same again

fnar fnar. Do you actually still think I'm a man? like seriously? how cool are you! I'm sure you are a MILF really. Don't be sarcastic, I am! I think you need to validate yourself via photographic evidence. ffs again. Was seeing me spinach not enough?

runner-up

fnar fnar. Do you actually still think I'm a man? like seriously? how cool are you! I'm sure you are a MILF really. Don't be sarcastic, I am!

Half sister, we just share a dad.

fnar fnar. Do you actually still think I'm a man? like seriously? how cool are you!

gejon undergoing his sense of humour transplant

so....? theres nothing wrong with being prepared!

It has, and we're marvellous thanks. You seem quite obsessed with finding 'fit women' judging by a couple of your topics. Are you feeling a bit desperate? I wonder if the internet was the first or last place he started looking? I think maybe the only place.... I don't think he's even seen a real live girl. Probs only ever seen one in pictures in books. Maybe he's curious as to whether we really exist and are evil like his mommy says. "She's the devil" - Waterboy stylee. Personally I'd liketo say the three of us are good for the forum, Without TR, Cat and I, all the lads would have to fantasise about is lager and chips! We provide a much needed service. ( Although Cat is on maternity leave at present, full service will be resumed shortly. )

Shirley you don't get the same sick pleasure out of it though? Don't knock it til you've tried it!

seconds!

Probably That was meant for SM but you can claim it if you like lol, Cat, ypu're in charge of the hen night then. ooh ooh, dressy up time. I defo think the wedding should have a b&w theme due to its origins. you can decide on the style of dress you may wanna collaborate with TR, I've never been a bridesmaid before either!! or I'm weaing:- we're gonna be a trio of gorgeousness!! wacky'll be so proud he gonna wear:

quack

Wind up merchant Blow me! I'm not that fucking grateful! Ungrateful cow keep sweet talking me like this and we could have our first TT wedding!! catmag and toonraider are my first choice for bridemaids. How you girls fixed for july 9th? Don't want to disappoint you but they can't stand you. why?

Naughty

Wind up merchant Blow me! I'm not that fucking grateful! Ungrateful cow keep sweet talking me like this and we could have our first TT wedding!! catmag and toonraider are my first choice for bridemaids. How you girls fixed for july 9th?

Wind up merchant Blow me! I'm not that fucking grateful!

Wind up merchant

can someone please explain to me what WUM means, soz to be thick, but you've all lost me now. after all I am a girl......

never said you should constantlky argue - that would be bad. Just meant that if you believe something or want something enough you should have enough passion for that subject that you're willing to argue to defend your corner. Obviously a marriage of constant arguing and bickering is bad - thats not what I said and you know that. nah, I didn't mean to give that impression SM either .... I know what you mean, I think. Anyway, lets not argue about it eh A woman who cares what I want ? Now thats my sort of lady oh, go on then, forgiven.