Christmas Tree

Quite possibly, but Team Positive junior laughs in the face of such gloom on matchday........

So is Colochini gone or was that just a late night hand wringing session?

What's makes me laugh is this collective re-writing of history. We've been shit for the last 60 years bar a very small relative period of near success. We were very lucky that a number of things came together at a period of massive wealth coming into the game. Unfortunately we were like lottery winners who had some great times but basically fucked up the opportunity handed to us. That's where our opportunity was lost..... But hey we've been here so many times haven't we....... Fuck the Vera lynn shit for today, fuck the newsnight analysis.......today's matchday and all that matters is the 11 warriors fighting the battle on my behalf. TEAM POSITIVE......! AWAY!! Duh Du du du du duuuuh!

Fuck me, I was taking the piss in the other thread, and here you are doing it for real. FOOTY IS BACK! FAN-FLIPPIN-TASTIC! Not sure what you've said in another thread better go and look. But I hope it's not something mean, nasty, grumpy or depressing! DON'T LOOK! DON'T LOOK! I should have known really. He should be made to go to town and replicate those shorts and bow tie outfit. It's no good, I'm wide awake now. Time to get up and spread my positivity! I feel happy! Oh so happy! La la la....

YAY!! IT'S HERE!! CHRISTMAS TREE'S BIG DAY OUT!! Can we have ice cream for breakfast, mummy? Oh, can we? OMG OMG OMG FOOTY TIME! I can actually picture you in those shorts and knees actually saying that.

Fuck me, I was taking the piss in the other thread, and here you are doing it for real. FOOTY IS BACK! FAN-FLIPPIN-TASTIC! Not sure what you've said in another thread better go and look. But I hope it's not something mean, nasty, grumpy or depressing!

Shop window If he wasn't playing I'd say it was to make sure he wasn't injured. They can't win either way with me. Drives CT nuts. It does. But as I lie hear pissed off at having just been woken up after 4 hours sleep, you've made me laugh.

Its Todaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!!! :happygirl: :happygirl: Just finished work and so excited not sure whether I can get to sleep. This seems to have been a really long break and I just cant wait to get into St James tomorrow.

Once you've picked your team the page has a box that says create or join a mini league. Then you just post the details entered earlier in this thread.

Cheer the fuck up man! 20 hours til kick off!

Team positive loves you Deanos. We'd love you more if you entered a team in the toontastic sun dream team mini league and help Team P give Team N a good footballing lesson.

There's not a myriad of reasons in my opinion. The absolute key reason is we have hundreds of thousands of people in this country who have been poorly brought up, and are cunts. That is it. That's my theory. Spot on. The government however will still spend millions coming to the same conclusion.

Testicle eating competition!

Can someone if they have it, post the 11 that started last seasons first game.

Must admit Im like an excited little girl for tomorrow. Just wish I could get out of going to work tonight

Cant see Cabaye behind the striker like Deano. He wants him to be the lynchpin that everything goes through.

can't see it till the window for transfer closes Cheers. Is that the same as the PL, sept 1st?

We have some shit luck at times

When I click on someones team, it wont let me see their team. What do I need to do?

I reckon we might go 433 with Ba on his own in the middle Jonas and Obertan on the wings with Tiote Cabaye and Barton in the middle? Think it will be .... Krul Simpson - Williamson - Colochini - S Taylor Tiote -----Cabaye Obertan ----Gosling ---- Jonas Ba And a Ba Hat trick on his debut.

I wonder!!! It's you then Not me, but Im guessing the constant naysayers were too much.

I saw this thread an thought oh FFS not him again. I saw this thread and thought "get in, he's back".

I wonder!!!

Delusions or what? In the ''@nufcfans'' office like it's all they do who is @nufcfans ?

Hatem Ben Arfa has been handed the number ten shirt for Newcastle United ahead of the 2011/12 campaign. The French forward, who arrived from Marseille last August initially on loan before making the move permanent in January, previously wore the 37 jersey, but has opted to switch for this term. Ben Arfa takes over the number from Wayne Routledge, who departed for Swansea last week, and the likes of George Robledo, John Tudor, Terry McDermott, Les Ferdinand and Craig Bellamy have all worn the ten shirt in the past. New signing Yohan Cabaye will wear the number four, while fellow summer recruits Demba Ba, Sylvain Marveaux and Gabriel Obertan have got numbers 19, 22 and 25 respectively. Full-back Danny Simpson has swapped from the number 12 shirt to take on number five, and youngster Mehdi Abeid, who joined in the close season from Lens, will wear 13. Newcastle United squad numbers in full 1. Steve Harper 2. Fabricio Coloccini 3. 4. Yohan Cabaye 5. Danny Simpson 6. Mike Williamson 7. Joey Barton 8. Danny Guthrie 9. 10. Hatem Ben Arfa 11. Peter Lovenkrands 12. 13. Mehdi Abeid 14. James Perch 15. Dan Gosling 16. Ryan Taylor 17. Alan Smith 18. Jonas Gutierrez 19. Demba Ba 20. Leon Best 21. Fraser Forster 22. Sylvain Marveaux 23. Shola Ameobi 24. Cheik Tiote 25. Gabriel Obertan 26. Tim Krul 27. Steven Taylor 28. Sammy Ameobi 29. Haris Vuckic 30. Nile Ranger 31. Shane Ferguson 32. Ryan Donaldson 33. Ole Soderberg 34. James Tavernier