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Personal terms agreed according to Caulkin however deal stalls due to agents fees dispute.

This is the kind of knuckle-dragging rhetoric we've come to expect from the Shepherd-ites. Shut the fuck up you economic refugee.

Aye, the entire western media are reporting the opposite, but our youth in McDonalds post an unsigned twitter and everyone gets excited

Are you doing your West Indian accent again? Red Indian.

Mevlut Erdinc is Alan Pardew's new transfer target

Me still thinks Kevin was taking the piss.

Cough Cough

Then grow up! no pun intended

Should I stick my wedding photos up, it will be great craic No need, they're still here from an old thread....

Our lass has PARROT MKi9100 fitted in Maxwell street for around £200 snots. Excellent quality hands free, particularly with the voice activated shit.

Keep up lad http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=919216

Gutted if true

Owned

Listening to the commentator, you just want to lie back, light up a smoke and chillllllllll.

The famous one about.... An Austrian circus dwarf died recently when he bounced sideways from a trampoline and was swallowed by a hippopotamus. Seven thousand people watched as little Franz Dasch popped into the mouth of Hilda the Hippo and the animal's gag reflex forced it to swallow. The crowd applauded wildly before other circus people realized what has happened...... comes to mind.

An excellent source, she was the one who broke the Pardew story back in october. Who tweeted this Kevin? Not suggesting your doing a Tecato or Armchair penis of course

Aye, fuck him

Oh dear What a prick.

And how does that negate anything I've said? You were saying he's yet to break even and I was just giving you a gentle reminder that they did forecast in March (I think) that they were on course to break even for the season just finished. In case you had forgotten Thought it might cheer you up on your birthday I hadn't fporgotten at all. Of course, breaking even won't get the finances looking immeasurably better either. It'll just stop the rot. Which as TP illustrates above is progress.

Who else they going to blame. They've offered him a new contract to stay, theres only Enrique to blame if he goes. (And fair enough if he wants to play CL football) Should still make his mind up one way or the other so a replacement can be acted on. With regard to Barton its already public knowledge that he has cooked his own goose by having too many things to say against the board whether that be statements to the press or talk-ins. The blokes a fool on that score. Not really, he'll be waiting to see if the clubs ambition matches his and to see what the contract situation really is like regarding other players, most likely Just dont believe that plays any part in his thinking. He's simply waiting to see which "BIG" clubs come in for him.

I think they could offer him virtually anything and he'll still be off. Im sure the chance of CL football is too big to turn down.

Toms favourite ITK on Twitter

Who else they going to blame. They've offered him a new contract to stay, theres only Enrique to blame if he goes. (And fair enough if he wants to play CL football) Should still make his mind up one way or the other so a replacement can be acted on. With regard to Barton its already public knowledge that he has cooked his own goose by having too many things to say against the board whether that be statements to the press or talk-ins. The blokes a fool on that score.

According to Mark Douglas on twitter, the identity of this new striker bid will "break" within 24 hours. All leads still point to this man especially as Douglas notes that "developments at the mystery strikers club over the weekend.....etc" Time for the obligatory......

Its the way you tell em.... Hello derr (said like where) is my jaimaican accent.