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Tell you what, this Mark Douglas is going overboard on his Twitter saying that he's been sitting on this since Thursday....

Mark Douglas :D :P :panic: :panic: :panic: :spinwank:

Might even give it a watch myself.

Joey who?

Matt McKensie Twitter

Mark Douglas Twitter :D :P :panic: :panic: :panic:

Happy / Sad Taxi broke Bank Holiday weekend off

Knew Mike would come good.

?????? Have just read this on the Chronicle web site and the word fantastic is in speech marks and the article goes on to quote the direct quote from Pardew containing the words fantastic............Conspiracytastic or what. PS, Shame on you sheep for lapping this up without simply checking Feel free to point out the speech marks in the headline.. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-u...72703-28775381/? Some of us read past the headline

Going on badly google translated french newspaper articles...........He seems canny.

Who are all these players who want to leave? Is this a woosh? Your boy Pardew has just said that Enrique is going. Colo & jonas will follow. Barton doesn't want to stay wih the current board in charge. This is not even speculation. It's direct quotes. Are you serious Enrique is too spineless to say anything and has fucked the club around no end having promised to sit down when safe, then at the end of the season and still wont sit down. Barton is quite happy to stay but wants to stay for longer Collo and Jonas have said nothing. So in conclusion, one yes one player might want to leave but cant quite bring himself to voice it. Seriously....

Who are all these players who want to leave?

bit like when mam and dad used to take us out for trips in that new car and those fun holidays in Florida not too mention all those new plasmas and laptops!!!!! If only we'd known had remorgaged the house, cashed in a few life policies and used the local loan shark to pay for it. Still, we were happy at the time.

?????? Have just read this on the Chronicle web site and the word fantastic is in speech marks and the article goes on to quote the direct quote from Pardew containing the words fantastic............Conspiracytastic or what. PS, Shame on you sheep for lapping this up without simply checking

Unknown --- Liam Neeson Absolute fucking pants.

Jose wants to play champions league football Ashley doesnt think Barton is worth a four year contract that will see him up to just short of 33 Nothing sinister in either of those statements, its just football.

Exactly, lets see what team takes to the field come August.

Leazes, you are one sad old bastard.

Enough clowns to keep me entertained on here tbh Alex

The club have come out with what? It was McKay who released the story. And what spats has he gotten into on Twitter? ?????? Im referring to the post in this thread earlier in the day quoting Pardew. Last night he was getting into it with Morgan and there will be a whole host of others trying to wind him up.

Re the conspiracy theory I think there's nothing sinister in this on either side. Agreement can't reached unfortunately. One side will blame nasty Ashley. The other will blame greedy Joey. Each side is just looking after their own interest. Hopefully we get another good year. I'm quite pleased the club have come out with this as it just seems to tell it as it is and takes the unpleasantness out of the situation that seems to be building with McKay and then Joey on Twitter. Having got his life turned around, the last thing I think he needs is to be getting into spats on twitter. Delighted as well that the club seem to have lots of Irons in the fire on the transfer front. I wonder if we'll snap Larsson up today having now being officially released by Birmingham.

Precisely. I can't believe even someone as docile as you CT can be that naive. He'll be gone if a contract isn't signed. Your missing the point Craig, Ashley can't make Barton leave. Come January, Barton can organise his own transfer and keep the transfer fee for himself. This is all about money. He's been offered 2 years with an option but wants 4 with an option. The only way he will leave is if another Chairman wants to take a big punt on Barton on big wages for four years. Joey can wait a several months then pocket 2 or 3 mill. Him and his agent have even told you this is what he is going to do. Ashley has no moves here, just as he doesn't with Smith.

Sounds like it might be angina. My mam got that eay 50's and has just sailed past 83 fit as a lop (ish). They're excellent these days at treating heart issues with medication etc. Hope she's on the mend soon.

Au Contraire young Craig. What McKay and Barton are saying is that he most definitely will be here next season and will then walk on a Bosman. Basically to fuck Ashley off and keep any "transfer" fee for himself.

Work from home, locked in your bedroom moderating the bingo forums. No wonder your so depressed all the time I actually once picked a lad up who did this job. His role was to keep them all chatting and spending money. Er, make that the other gaming industry then. Video games if you need it spelled out for you. Your one of the sims?