Christmas Tree

Turned us down apparently

FYP Also can I remind you that its unlucky to have Christmas decorations up so many days after Christmas. (think its 12 so you've still got a day or two). Dont want you getting any bad luck now do we.

FYP You may not believe this, but as I wrote that last night, I knew that you would do exactly that.

Cant agree more. Hopes he's here for years to come. Might even manage us one day. Actually think he might make a cracking manager. He's got a good football brain. understands attack, defence and positioning. Is well liked my those who work with him and when ever you here what he has to say, its usually quite eloquent and sensible. Think he'd break a few tea cups though Joey Barton as manager? have you lost the plot. No one would want to play under him and im not on about just the black players too lol. He'd have no patience, no man managemnt skills, no stable relationship with people around the club, everything would be pandemonium. Its people like you that made Roy Keane think he can cut it as a manager. This is from todays paper: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport...m-Forest-1.html Seriously, I think Bartons nowt like Keane. Cant stand Keane and never have. He's a miserable bastard with no sense of humour. Joey with his Hitler tash man. Time will tell but I think he would be interesting

Cant agree more. Hopes he's here for years to come. Might even manage us one day. Actually think he might make a cracking manager. He's got a good football brain. understands attack, defence and positioning. Is well liked my those who work with him and when ever you here what he has to say, its usually quite eloquent and sensible. Think he'd break a few tea cups though Joey Barton as manager? have you lost the plot. No one would want to play under him and im not on about just the black players too lol. He'd have no patience, no man managemnt skills, no stable relationship with people around the club, everything would be pandemonium. Its people like you that made Roy Keane think he can cut it as a manager. This is from todays paper: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport...m-Forest-1.html Where have you been

Harry confirms Bentley Exit -- Sky Bentley has slipped way down the pecking order at Tottenham this season and would not appear to figure in Redknapp's plans for the rest of the campaign. The former Arsenal and Blackburn man has made only three appearances this season and is thought to be keen on a move away in search of regular first-team action. With Spurs also in the market for David Beckham, Bentley appears to be surplus to requirements in North London and Redknapp can understand the midfielder's frustration. The likes of Newcastle and Fulham have been credited with an interest in Bentley and Redknapp admits a number of clubs are chasing the 26-year-old. "David (Bentley) did well at the end of last season but he wants to play," said Redknapp. "It's difficult. He's not happy because he's not playing and I understand that. "I wouldn't want him to sit there and say 'I'll take my wages'. He needs to play somewhere and there are a few clubs that want him."

All the journos talking about tomorrow being the big NUFC transfer summit. I gues this is where Ashley flies in, targets are put on the table and he says yay or nay. Looks like they are going to announce Ben Arfa (which Im delighted about), and hopefully we can move very fast following this meeting. Be delighted to get some good quality loans and estatic if the scout who got us Ben Arfa and Tiote has another hidden gem up his sleeve.

Cant agree more. Hopes he's here for years to come. Might even manage us one day. Actually think he might make a cracking manager. He's got a good football brain. understands attack, defence and positioning. Is well liked my those who work with him and when ever you here what he has to say, its usually quite eloquent and sensible. Think he'd break a few tea cups though

I think you'll find that was a stone on the conservatory roof. Fish has a terrible aim like. My first thought as well

Technically that's bollocks. They'll not go down like, as much as I'd love it. There's some shite new posters on here like not yee Mac Toon but there are. If I had control of this board I'd give new posters a 4 week trial. By this kids reckoning 25 points is enough to keep you up. It'll be 38-40 this season imo. Its no wonder this fucking place struggles to attract new people and then keep them. Not every fuckers a Paul Joannou or Premiership statistician. Some of these newbies will be just starting out on their toon journey and might be a little bit green. Bit more goodwill and less adult men acting like high school bitches and this place would be a lot more interesting. It would be a lot more interesting if you fucked off. I'm not proposing an elitist board, but you can spot the wankers a mile off. You, DEADMAN, loyalmagpie, it's got nothing to do with what they don't know and everything to do with what they actually put. Take loyalmagpie, I'll give him £100 now if he can prove he's a toon fan. Read his posts it's clear he's not. What toon fan would put a pic of Keith "BEEFY" Roberts in his profile. To me that's like a Liverpool fan on RAWK putting a picture of their fans charging across the terrace at Heysel. If they were all like MacToon a lad with something to say it would be much better. Given time and chance to settle in they might have a lot to say. And thats not to mention all the lurkers a bit wary of being first time callers Little Johnny: " Hi legends im a first time caller, johnny from Denton and Im 12. Went to me first match yesterday and really enjoyed the game and had a drink and a sausage roll with me Grandad at half time". McDonald: "You fucking cunt, putting money in Ashley the fat fucking cunts pocket. Call yourself a newcastle fan you fucking mug. I'll give him a £100 now, me winnings from me football bets, me bairns pigging bank takings if he can prove he's not on here working for Ashley trying to get half time sales up. Cut the Bastard off"...... Honestly, we get you've got a lot to say for yourself and think very highly of yourself but give some of these newbies a chance. If they're really a wum or mackem they'll fuck off soon enough. You remind me of one of those 80's dodgy americans who was constantly worried that everyone was a russian. We. fuckin we. Everyone to a man thinks you're a joke. WE. I'm not going to say what you remind me of because it's below the belt would cause a lot of problems and I really am done with you. Proper Pub. Boldons finest Full of people like you. Nice / quiet / Gracious Actually last time I was in, one of the barmaids was unbelievably gorgeous for a mackem, little blonde thing, wasn't that long ago actually. Sanddancer and a lesbian but hey ho. Have to let me know next time your coming One stop from the SOS as well. Two, but accuracy never was your strong point Good pub really and cracking atmosphere. Had the mackem match in one room and the newcastle in the other room the other day. Great banter between all as the goals go in or during calls of nature. No aggro either, all nice people. Watched the derby in their and we were outnumbered about 70/30 or 80/20. Jumping all over like daft cunts but no sniff of trouble.

Dont think there is anything in the Bridge story but could Enrique become a Centre half one day? I'd say the chances of that are slim to none. Enrique's positional ability isn't particularly good imo, but he makes up for this with raw physicality: his pace and strength (I have yet to see him muscled off the ball easily by any player) are very impressive. He rarely goes to ground, and whilst this is a good quality in a defender, I don't think he is that talented at tackling: he tends to wait for the opposing player to knock it past him and then beats him to the ball, shielding it until he plays it out of danger or makes a run himself. I think he'd make a poor centre-half and would be wasted there as his abilities are best suited to his current role, in which he has excelled. Pretty good analysis that.

Newcastle boss Alan Pardew believes Joey Barton is heading for the club's player of the year award. Theres those who talk and those who Know (Watch the fucker end up at Villa tomorrow)

Technically that's bollocks. They'll not go down like, as much as I'd love it. There's some shite new posters on here like not yee Mac Toon but there are. If I had control of this board I'd give new posters a 4 week trial. By this kids reckoning 25 points is enough to keep you up. It'll be 38-40 this season imo. Its no wonder this fucking place struggles to attract new people and then keep them. Not every fuckers a Paul Joannou or Premiership statistician. Some of these newbies will be just starting out on their toon journey and might be a little bit green. Bit more goodwill and less adult men acting like high school bitches and this place would be a lot more interesting. It would be a lot more interesting if you fucked off. I'm not proposing an elitist board, but you can spot the wankers a mile off. You, DEADMAN, loyalmagpie, it's got nothing to do with what they don't know and everything to do with what they actually put. Take loyalmagpie, I'll give him £100 now if he can prove he's a toon fan. Read his posts it's clear he's not. What toon fan would put a pic of Keith "BEEFY" Roberts in his profile. To me that's like a Liverpool fan on RAWK putting a picture of their fans charging across the terrace at Heysel. If they were all like MacToon a lad with something to say it would be much better. Given time and chance to settle in they might have a lot to say. And thats not to mention all the lurkers a bit wary of being first time callers Little Johnny: " Hi legends im a first time caller, johnny from Denton and Im 12. Went to me first match yesterday and really enjoyed the game and had a drink and a sausage roll with me Grandad at half time". McDonald: "You fucking cunt, putting money in Ashley the fat fucking cunts pocket. Call yourself a newcastle fan you fucking mug. I'll give him a £100 now, me winnings from me football bets, me bairns pigging bank takings if he can prove he's not on here working for Ashley trying to get half time sales up. Cut the Bastard off"...... Honestly, we get you've got a lot to say for yourself and think very highly of yourself but give some of these newbies a chance. If they're really a wum or mackem they'll fuck off soon enough. You remind me of one of those 80's dodgy americans who was constantly worried that everyone was a russian. We. fuckin we. Everyone to a man thinks you're a joke. WE. I'm not going to say what you remind me of because it's below the belt would cause a lot of problems and I really am done with you. Proper Pub. Boldons finest

Dont think there is anything in the Bridge story but could Enrique become a Centre half one day? Pace and strength in abundance, comfortable on the ball, a decent height. Questions on his aerial ability, marking at corners etc. Right physique? That love affair with Jonas out left will come to end, sooner or later. You'd have to assume that Jonas will be out of the first team when Ben Arfa is back. I'm quite looking forward to see how Enrique and Ben Arfa link up on the left. Think there'll be some nice little passing and touches on show. They looked a bit hesitant together there against Stoke but it would be exciting if those two could build up an understanding. Orgasmic

Used to go to them at Roker Park (once with a newcastle top sticking out of a tracksuit top in the Fulwell end aged about 10, but thats a different story). Obviously a lot more argie bargy in those days and quite often you would get trapped in the narrow streets of cottages. There would be mackems at both ends of the street and us stuck in the midlle with the usual charge / retreats at each end. Problem was there was simply nowhere to go and bottle used to come raining in. Bastards.

Technically that's bollocks. They'll not go down like, as much as I'd love it. There's some shite new posters on here like not yee Mac Toon but there are. If I had control of this board I'd give new posters a 4 week trial. By this kids reckoning 25 points is enough to keep you up. It'll be 38-40 this season imo. Its no wonder this fucking place struggles to attract new people and then keep them. Not every fuckers a Paul Joannou or Premiership statistician. Some of these newbies will be just starting out on their toon journey and might be a little bit green. Bit more goodwill and less adult men acting like high school bitches and this place would be a lot more interesting. It would be a lot more interesting if you fucked off. I'm not proposing an elitist board, but you can spot the wankers a mile off. You, DEADMAN, loyalmagpie, it's got nothing to do with what they don't know and everything to do with what they actually put. Take loyalmagpie, I'll give him £100 now if he can prove he's a toon fan. Read his posts it's clear he's not. What toon fan would put a pic of Keith "BEEFY" Roberts in his profile. To me that's like a Liverpool fan on RAWK putting a picture of their fans charging across the terrace at Heysel. If they were all like MacToon a lad with something to say it would be much better. Given time and chance to settle in they might have a lot to say. And thats not to mention all the lurkers a bit wary of being first time callers Little Johnny: " Hi legends im a first time caller, johnny from Denton and Im 12. Went to me first match yesterday and really enjoyed the game and had a drink and a sausage roll with me Grandad at half time". McDonald: "You fucking cunt, putting money in Ashley the fat fucking cunts pocket. Call yourself a newcastle fan you fucking mug. I'll give him a £100 now, me winnings from me football bets, me bairns pigging bank takings if he can prove he's not on here working for Ashley trying to get half time sales up. Cut the Bastard off"...... Honestly, we get you've got a lot to say for yourself and think very highly of yourself but give some of these newbies a chance. If they're really a wum or mackem they'll fuck off soon enough. You remind me of one of those 80's dodgy americans who was constantly worried that everyone was a russian.

Think we'll win this comfortably. Can also see Pardew dropping Lovenkrands and starting with Best. He obviously rates him.

There was a series on not long ago where everyone on earth experienced a blackout for 30 seconds and in the weeks to come started to get premonitions of the future (might have been flash forward). Any iirc, thousands of birds dropped dead from the sky a week prior to this world wide event taking place.... This thread needs Parky

Why Bruce is the pork of the town... and my North-East football resolutions Simon Bird

The Mail is also claiming that we have made an approach to take Wayne Bridge on loan. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...o=feeds-newsxml

Tomorrows piece fro Simon Bird. Nothing particularly new I dont think, just a few words from Pardews press conference. He also reckons one of the reasons he's here is because he knows the young player market as good as any manager in the prem. Nice at least that he's talking common sense about the transfer policy needs to be about more than just youth.

Technically that's bollocks. They'll not go down like, as much as I'd love it. There's some shite new posters on here like not yee Mac Toon but there are. If I had control of this board I'd give new posters a 4 week trial. By this kids reckoning 25 points is enough to keep you up. It'll be 38-40 this season imo. Its no wonder this fucking place struggles to attract new people and then keep them. Not every fuckers a Paul Joannou or Premiership statistician. Some of these newbies will be just starting out on their toon journey and might be a little bit green. Bit more goodwill and less adult men acting like high school bitches and this place would be a lot more interesting.

The guy is a grade A wank, who neither deserves a response nor should even be on here. Disgusting for a man of 45 to poke fun at a young lad who's openly admitted he's having a tough time of it. Im sure Henda's a big enough lad to take a joke and not some highly strung little drama queen ranter like you. See you dodged the apology classless as they come.

Are you really this stupid? in response to your points. 1. I have given my theory. It's fairly simply. You claim it was because of the way Keegan was treated. Now, explain something to me, If you left because of the way Keegan was treated, what has changed? Either you've forgiven Ashley, or the reason you left was not because of this moral stance. 2. I don't think I accused you until you refused to answer my question. How many games have you been to then? I mean, you live round the corner and I live 200 miles away. There've been two London games, there have been 10 home league games and 1 cup game. 3. If that doesn't infer that a ) you're thinking of getting your ST [as alluded to in your previous post] and b ) the reasons are because of the exciting team... well I just don't know what to do with you any more. Now, run along and lie to your wife, don't go to home games, drink special brew and listen Robbie Williams won't you? Dodged again as expected so I'll give up.