Christmas Tree

It does look very much like one of my sisters back in the day.

Me too

My tits are bigger

Did you look up at the roof..

Striker or we’ll struggle even more. Need to be able to score a few goals a game and not rely on Maxi wondergoal.

Find an appropriate plant and …

Do you have to do it every month or is it automatic?

Think I did it right

Bannings with a sincere apology

Had many a greggs pasty sandwich and would kill for one.

Work hard, Lingard…

Ok, it’s shit but … I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore If I tell a joke, you've probably heard it before But I have a talent, a wonderful thing 'Cause everyone listens when Chants I do sing I'm so grateful and proud All I want is to sing it out loud … So I say Thank you Guim-a-rães, the bloke were signing Thanks for drying my trouser lining Who can still believe it? I ask in all honesty What would life be? Without a major signing or three. So I say thank you Mr Guim-a-rães, For coming here to me.

Next

It’s going to be a fucking long summer

Talk sport

I’m all in pissy pants. Think we’re done

Meh

I love that gif

Well this makes life easier

Lock the doors!

And Renton was worried by seagulls at Tynemouth

As I’m sitting watching the x files 👽

My attention span was struggling reading that

Thought things would look up when Amanda got out there.