Christmas Tree

You’re turning into me

To close as it happens

1 hour 40 in and never want to see a naked woman again.

Thought I recognised her. Absolute double tbf.

Demi moore’s looks like a witches nose

The Substance Demi Moore Margaret Qualley What to say about this Well, it appeared on “trending movies” and a quick check on IMDB said 7.8/10 - Dark comedy. Ok, looks fine to pass a bit of the afternoon while the wife is sitting next to me doing her stuff. Fast forward 30 minutes and I’ve been watching the above 2 actresses wander around a bathroom absolutely starkers and I mean starkers. Zooms in on every colliery switch going Lets put to one side that one of these women came from the inside of the other! Anyway, only about 45 minutes in and had to turn it off as the kids were due in from school. So far, it’s shot in a very slick way and even if it turns out to be shit, you will be more than compensated for your time

u ok hun?

Only good thing about that game was my TV

Nice to have a nice thumping win. Please

Dont think I’ll be back. Called into the local greggs after a meal out to get a little sweet treat for back at the hotel, only to be told “WE DONT STOCK PEACH MELBAS”. Eh!!!

Like being in Emmerdale!

Another Friday night stop over in Harrogate. All these fucking Yorkshire accents though

With an outdoor sofa

Visitors always get a warm welcome and a toy

Mines a gay lizard, loud and proud.

My two penneth going back 21 years of teenage parenting, you are fighting a losing battle thinking you can safeguard your kids online. Best you can do (which I’m sure you know), is to point out the dangers, add on the parent controls that are there and install spyware. I’ve been through various online situations with all four and just when you have one app covered, a new one pops up. I tend to find that on the whole, if you can let them know you “trust them” after giving them a few examples of what can happen, then it usually works out. Like all parents, one day in the future, they’ll sit and have a pint with you and tell you all the crazy shit they did and you’ll be thankful you never knew It’s a tough gig worrying about your kids and no matter how old they get, it never stops…. It goes from who they are talking to online, to do they smell of smoke or booze, are they using contraception, have you had your breaks on your car fixed, are they getting their boiler serviced, have they checked the batteries in their smoke detector and on and on Good luck!

Well done on the weight loss. Just hit 2 off myself down to 12-10. Still want at least another stone off. Calorie counting all the way and still able to have nice stuff.

Just one of these OLED test videos on YouTube.

At least get the oil service done yearly

It’s the night time pissing that fucks me off. Cant last 6 hours without two trips.

I wish. Only ever manage 6 hours I take it the other relative has now moved in

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? #Makes you think!

Who?

Hasn’t it First thing this morning, I was going to post something profound again just to make sure the place hadn’t broken, but then thought fuck it.

Of course it was going to be shite. The first one was shite. Man up