Christmas Tree

2 minutes into Eagles big pitch, news channels pull out and switch to Leadsom.

Boris?

Unclear

Poor Dave. Gonna have to get a move on with the packing.

Excellent news really as May is clearly the more experienced candidate and it allows us to crack on with running the country while Labour fight all summer.

I think that's true with regard to the far left and far right of each party. Less so for the majority of the voters who make up the centre ground.

Couldn't give a fuck about the tournament, but my neighbour is Portuguese and laid on a superb BBQ last night. Nom Nom

Not sure what you mean. When an election comes round you should consider which party looks more capable of managing the economy and which party's manifesto policies are the best. I fully appreciate some people are very right or left wing, but everyone else should make a considered choice, especially when labour and conservatives have been so similar in the last 20 years.

It's not. He fucked up.

Congratulations

In which country

Rafa says happy birthday too!

In truth I don't believe you should vote one way or the other out of habit, but instead which party presents the best package for dealing with the issues at that time.

Really

Happy Birthday old man. Is this the big 50?

Wrong party.

Excellent

Bridget: Needs a hair band or bobble and must realise it's no longer acceptable to call Blair Tony.

And Faulkner rings a bell , Meenzer? Although this fella has a full head of hair.

Well there's a Lord on there which would tie in with Alex.

Not like you to sit on the fence, you usually smash straight through it.