MrBass

Ugh!

Aye, could have been going in to the international break in 1st or 2nd, yet likely be going into it in 18th.

Fingers crossed it's both, although the pessimist in me still thinks the cunt will a) get his "dream" move to the dippers; b) get his "I'm a disloyal cunt" loyalty bonus and c) go for much less than has been wildly documented, ~£120m.

I know what you mean ‘Arry

I fell asleep!

DCL coming on. Anyone want to make the obvious prediction?

Justifies my FF decision to make rat boy my captain

I do too. For a manager of one of the cartel clubs, he doesn't come across as an utter cunt. Maybe that'll change if they start winning but as it stands, he seems like a nice enough fella.

@wykikitoon

Have a word with @thebrokendoll, he's got some unique methods to "dispose" of unwanted friends.

Who the fuck is that brainless cunt that's equated this akin to kidnapping?

Two tough away games at the end of Jan, PSG then the dippers. I'd guess the dipper game will probably get pushed to Feb 1st and be televised.

Much like @thebrokendoll wants to do to Isak's oesophagus

It still blows my mind that he's got three years left on his contract, has refused to play and is putting out statements saying he never wants to play for the club again yet still expects a loyalty bonus.

Howe would like to keep Isak the footballer but thinks Isak the man is a cunt.

On it!

I actually think she's quite attractive but would need to see what her rack's like before committing to any long term perving. If she's not blessed in that department then a decent arse might be enough to satiate me, so long as the legs match.

If that line from Ben Jacobs ("Wall pushers prepared to bid for Isak, but no plans to go close to £150m") is correct then I hope we tell them to fuck right off. I really hope we don't accept around £120m for that cunt and let him keep his "loyalty" bonus.

She only uploads in 720p for some reason. Perhaps she's not got the complexion for 4k?

Bit late but,

The Serato deck being the wrong way round ruins this for me.

Barcelona (H) PSG (A) Benfica (H) Leverkusen (A) PSV (H) Marseille (A) Athletic Club (H) Union SG (A) D’oh, missed out on The Almighty Carrots