MrBass

Also failing to use “Paste and Match Style”

Hopefully that carrot club is drawn against us (or vice-a-versa)

“Our new format blah de blah blah….”

What is the point of all this pre-draw bullshit?

Is it back to front on purpose or just a poor Photoshop?

Think you were the latter party Sean

I admire his moxie, but I'll believe it when I see it.

Knowing our luck it'll be Elanga

You forgot to mention the giant Acme anvil that's looming over the training ground, that could drop any minute and crush our entire squad.

What sad cunt has an ex player plus club abbreviation as their username Hoping there are no SHEARER NUFC users on here

Regardless, he’s never going to back down at this late stage. He probably saw the negotiation as an indication that he can still leave. They should have started it with, “right you greedy cunt, whatever happens you’re not going to Liverpool this window….”

That’s because the chicken shit is bricking it.

We'd look fucking stupid if we let that scrawny prick leave now. Even more so if he hasn't put in a transfer request.

Same. I'm still arguing over the socials with the bin dipper twats who refuses to believe that the better team lost. Sometimes I really wish I could Jay & Silent Bob the cunts

Bruno would be more likely to record a teary farewell if/when that happens.

At least the commentators are acknowledging that Liverpool have got lucky.

I knew that cunt would be the one to score the winner.

2 mins

GET THE FUCK IN!!!

That’s why you should constantly berate the ref when he’s dishing out bookings and make out it’s unfair and one sided.

Fuck off Sutton. Ever thought Salah’s been simply marked out the game? Oh no course not, he’s just “not at his best”

Like fuck is that a “flailing arm”