MrBass

why not einstein? 182632[/snapback] Because they're not in Europe, not likely to get into Europe, have a shite ground, a wanker of a manager, and some bloke in the crowd who annoys the fuck out of everyone there! 182655[/snapback] Didn't Man City nick Distin from under our noses after we had him on loan and we were in the Champs League then.

To be fair, he never said it was his boyhood dream to play for Newcastle, only to play in the Premiership.

I've heard he's got an Italian passport.

You can lead at half time, but you can't win the match.

Stamford or Tyne?

tbh

So what was all the "I can be the new Shearer" bollocks he was spouting? Or did someone make that up?

Is that not you deciding what to rescue from your burning house? 178928[/snapback]

What about regular first team football, not guaranteed that at Liverpool.

How are the poor bastards who suffer from a fear of long words supposed to tell anyone?!?!

Jesus wept!

Faith from Buffy certainly is!

Comic genius tbh

It would explain a lot tbh. 176823[/snapback] Only if they discover he's a 46 year old quadriplegic. 176828[/snapback]

Our 175934[/snapback] Wor 175936[/snapback] huh 175989[/snapback] The 175995[/snapback] A 175999[/snapback] Duh? 176080[/snapback] Wha? 177058[/snapback] Come Again? 177074[/snapback] Eh?

What on earth were you searching for?

Until further notice BA has halted all flights from the UK. BA announced, "I aint getting on no god damn plane you crazy foo'!"

A "ruddy marvellous" ad tbs tbs

That's a shame, his E4 voiceovers always made me chuckle.

Dunno if this has already been posted but I thought I'd share anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGG8BKYqiiw

Quoted for truth

What if this person that Patrokles tripped into the huge hole laced with glass, razor blades and pitbulls has a friend/relative who saw the incident, is very protective over the person who was tripped and is built like a brick shit house? tbh