MrBass

Database Administrator / Analyst Programmer for Accenture

Sacked for stealing their quality merchandise?

Database Administrator / Analyst Programmer for Accenture

As we're without Gerrard, Lampard must start in the middle imo.

You keep spaghetti hoops in your freezer?

Is Dyer back then?

Damn I missed all the action!

Here is a cool shot of the CN Tower in Canada. It stands 553.33m (1,815 ft., 5 inches). It is Canada's National Tower, one of the World's Tallest Buildings, an important telecommunications hub, and the centre of tourism in Toronto. Some argue it's not the tallest building because a building differs from a tower in that the former is considered to be a structure that is designed for residential, business, or manufacturing purposes. Also, an essential characteristic of a building is that it has floors.

Just did that and now have a lovely 25% discount for 12 months I was offered half price but only for 3 months. I'm doing something similar with NTL for broadband. They can't for the life of them understand why I haven't transferred to their broadband service from dial-up. They are evidently keen to switch off the dial-up and are offering incentives in order to do so. The latest offer from them is 2meg broadband at £7.99 a month for the next 3 years (before it reverts to it's standard price). I'm waiting til they drop that to a fiver and then I'll sign up! Hmm.. wonder if they'll offer me any discount if I threaten to cancel. Just got off the blower to NTL with the got no money, may have to cancel, what can you do speil, and my broadband has been upgraded to 4Mb (from 2Mb) and monthly cost reduced to £12.49 (from £17.99) for 3 months. Hmm... wonder if I can haggle down Tescos?

What's this? A Liverpool fan thinking Liverpool are better than Man United!

I'd put this argument on par with The Fish vs Spongepants poker argument. Gol is winning by a country mile btw

tbh

Quoted for trutheliciousness.

They're required too by law I think. They're supposed to keep everybody constantly up-to-date with what's going on.

At last, the perfect thread for this

Says the man who does sums for a living And if anyone gave me a standing ovation or shouted "Reconcile us another phat one, Scott" when my accounts balanced, I'd tell them to get a grip. The only people who take the piss out of DJ's are jealous DJ wannabes - FACTASCRATCHTASTIC! It's a common known fact that DJ's are about the coolest people on the planet.

Maybe so, but can any daft twat adjust the pitch so that both tunes play at the same BPM*, then drop the second tune in without any one noticing? *Without using one of those naff noveltly BPM counters that accompany most mixers these days.

Poorly written tbqf. Surely as the driver is clearly based in Newcastle he'd have a Newcastle accent, ergo that line should read: The driver says: "Whey aye man, where ya goin' noooow?"

tbh[/gerld] [/gay] "Top Post" envy tbh

tbh[/gerld]

Speaking of impressive walkthroughs, anyone seen the trailer for Mass Effect? Shows actually in game graphics and looks phenomenal.

Always, no exceptions, even if it means holding people up whilst using one of those said pathetic dryers - plus I hate wet hands so I'm usually there ages until my handypoos are thoroughly dry!

Anyone know if he managed to save his house?

Good save Mac boy!

Knew you'd have to chime in with some bollocks!