MrBass

1-0 Lampard with another one of his patented deflected goals.

Wow, that's some pretty powerful imaginary sperm you have there!

So heroes come and go, only in the last 15 years? sorry, but I don't really give a fuck that Ginola was here when Sky filmed it, he's still not as big a hero round these parts as Jackie Milburn. Also the use of the word "our", lumps me in with Sky Sports, whose passion is more for Chelsea, Man U and Arsenal, but even when their passion covers my team, it means going to a match at 12.45 on a Sunday or 8 on a Monday. All I want is a few pints before and after the match with a gaurunteed lie in. These fuckers have ruined it for me so some lazy armchair fan can watch loads of games a week rather than one. Also the way they're using our biggest fault against us. No matter how shit we are I'm still paying for a season ticket that's increased in price way over the rate of inflation for the past 15 years....as a direct result of the Sky influence. My passion IS forever...and they take liberties in exploiting the fact. Don't rub my nose in it you twats. Oi!

It's the "boop" that makes those one's funny.

Oh contraire, this should be a sticky on all forums.

I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face if I asked that, heck I can't even read it without pissing myself laughing!

Catherine Tate?!?! That's got to be one of the most unfunny comedies I've ever had the displeasure of accidently flicking over to.

All I'll say is "Unbelievable"

Sky seem to spit their dummy out when something is on Setanta. When we played Sampdoria they had live scores on every other friendly but ours. Probably a rights issue tbf.

That's rotten luck, 4 of your best friends all fucking off to Australia at the same time, what are the odds!

Those pics are shocking (the latest Jenna and Amy ones). Plastic boobs aside, Jenna used to have a fantastic body. It's gone from, what a waist to what a waste! And Amy Winehouse actually look attractive when she had a bit of meet on her ribs. Sad state of affairs if you ask me.

Can't stand Keane but alot of what he says in that article is spot on imho.

'Tis us

Watch Football First tonight, we're match of the day... which is nice.

Psychic Stevie! Excellent start to the season, and it was nice to see West Ham lose at home too!

Am I the only one who gets royally pissed off at comments like this? Whether there's any truth in it remains to be seen but if there is, fuck me, who gives a fuck if West Ham feel that one of our players should be available for free! We haven't said Solano's for sale so if they want him, they can fucking well pay for him. Bunch of fucking tosspots!

Possibly because Rossi and Sibs aren't on our books anymore.

Not until he signs it's not. Just jerking Mr, just jerking. I don't think the height thing was anything more than journalistic licence btw. Pretty sure there were no quotes attributable to Allardyce. That's Jimbos speciallity isn't it? Apparently. He never got his cock out once at the piss-up though. Poor show tbh. Perhaps he felt it would have been, which is why he didn't. Either that or he didn't want to upstage our resident exhibitionist, Smoothy.

Is that Rhianna in your ava there Smooth? Jesus, if I was her dad I'd still be bathing her. Despite the most indiscriminate use of a phallus in the Tyne Tees region, you've actually got canny taste tbf. That's Cheryl Tweedy/Cole isn't it? You blind? Maybe, or maybe I'm still seeing a cached version of his old avatar.

Not until he signs it's not. Just jerking Mr, just jerking. I don't think the height thing was anything more than journalistic licence btw. Pretty sure there were no quotes attributable to Allardyce. That's Jimbos speciallity isn't it?

Is that Rhianna in your ava there Smooth? Jesus, if I was her dad I'd still be bathing her. Despite the most indiscriminate use of a phallus in the Tyne Tees region, you've actually got canny taste tbf. That's Cheryl Tweedy/Cole isn't it?

Not until he signs it's not.

Can't say I'm overly thrilled by this, especially if the £6mil figure being bandied about is correct. But clean slate and all that, I'll judge him on his performances for us, not his past performances for ManU.

Happy Birthday dude!