MrBass

If anything, I cared more. Probably didn't help that this was my wank material tbf,

Just had an outstanding wank and found that I still care. What's the next step in this desensitising therapy?

Most of them are absolute cunts.

Ronaldo’s fuming

I see a similar match as the one against LiVARpool. We go 1 up, then inexplicably stop our high pressing and spend the majority of the match on the back foot with them getting a late equaliser. Final result 1-1... which, to be fair, I'd take right now.

Oh Miggy you’re so fine…

My fan footy team is loving this.

Bruno you glorious bastard.

VAR to the rescue?

With Joelinton

Isaak should be back in time for Wilsons next injury then.

This. With Wilson providing the assist for Bruno and vice versa.

Maguire was at fault for two goals, Pope for one. Maquire probably gets a 5 point head start though because, you know... "United".

Already been done on Tik Tok

They should probably put a pin in that one and wait until William succeeds him as we'll have to do it all again in about 5 years... probably.

FYP

What a frustrating afternoon. Our midfield are very average without Bruno and ASM. As for that VAR decision, less said about that the better. Also wish Eddie would sometimes make his subs a bit earlier.

Come on Fish, you're better than that. Clearly I was alluding to you being a cunt.