MrBass

Don't know what all the fuss is about tbh, nowt new about bird droppings.

We have just as much right to complain as anybody else. And there's nowt wrong with 50 press ups and a run around the block if you just want to be moderately fit. Plenty wrong with it if you want to build muscle mass though.

Yup I got as far as finding out I need redsn0w 0.9.6b6 then got stuck! Used limera1n to jailbreak my iPhone 4. Trouble is Apple keep releasing updates and it's a pain in the ass having to re-jailbreak then re-install all your JB apps.

This. Fitness First tried putting my gym membership up £7.50 (which is about a 20% increase) blaming it on the VAT change. Strangely enough when I went to cancel my membership they were able to do it for £6.00 cheaper than I was paying. Although I am now restricted to just my local gym whereas before I was able to use the London one during my lunch break, which in turn makes a complete mockery of their "use any of our 550 branches worldwide" bullshit spiel.

Yes it was FlashForward and those were my thoughts when I first read the article... not that we're gonna have a blackout and see the future, just the TV series.

Top marks on his choice of wardrobe too!

Erto

This. Edit: Without the pervy smiley!

Current favourite has to be, The Legen... wait for it...dary Barney Stinson. Challenge Accepted!

Well it kinda is, but as others have said, at least he's being honest. He could have quite easily churned out the old "I want to see out my career here" bollocks and still fucked off if one of the big clubs came knocking. Wouldn't recommend being that honest with your lass though!

Just tied it up for you Jimbo

Is Wi-Fi enabled on your BB? Mine always connects using Wi-Fi when it's available.

Not nailing the bird that pulled me onto the dance floor at a gig I was DJing at last week.

I've just twigged what's going on here (because there are at least two hotter girls on the back row so this post just didn't quite scan), but basically the one at the front is a blonde version of your Laura out of the Apprentice. That was a subconcious thing, but you are right she really does look a bit like her. I still can't believe Stevie's obsession with her, she looks like Linda Blair out of the fucking Exorcist ffs. If we all found the same people attractive ugly people would never have sex. I'm with Stevie on this one. I think the blonde kneeling at the front is the hottest, closely followed by the blonde at the back second from the left (or the left most blonde), and I generally prefer brunettes.

Nope, I watch it too. She looked better in the first 2 seasons mind, seasons 3 and 4 she seems a bit on the skinny side.

She dresses up as Wonder Woman in season 4.

*pops off to the app store* Edit: Oh, and the 12 days of Christmas thing kicked off today with an early bonus* free download. *Given the content, I mean bonus in the loosest possible way!

One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet." was the shop owner's reply. The shop owner then held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot to demonstrate this and Chet began to sing. "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells!..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot and Chet's tune changed and the air was filled with, "Silent Night, Holy Night..." The young man was so impressed that he immediately paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot just as the shop-keeper had shown him, "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!...", crooned Chet The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..." The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?" "I don’t know", he said. "Let's try it." So they held the lighter between Chet's legs… Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and then sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life, "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."

For catmag, For Jimbo, For Smoothy, For Alex, For Laz,

Useful book for Gemmill and his fiancée, Jacket for Fish, Super absorbent jumbo sponge for Renton,

I really want to know the outcome of that.

Little disappointed by the finalé tbh. Season 4 is still the best by far for me.

I'd be made up for him if he got that job. Great this like hahahahaha looking forward to reading his newsotheworld piece next week. The best thing that could happen is Hodgson getting sacked, and Allardyce getting the Liverpool job. Best Christmas present ever, if that were to happen!

I'm sure he thought your his biggest fan telling him he's good but not ashley cole good think i shall go sign up for twitter! Are you @Ant__M?