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Two games, two sending offs for the opposition

Come on Shola. It isn't a derby without a goal from you...

Gosling. Good choice. Not for Obertan though...

Marveaux on for Cabaye would be good. Use him and Obertan on the break, but for some reason here comes Williamson..

Please not a repeat of last season...

Tiote still having a shocker, but a decent tackle to make up for it.

P.S - Can we get on a sub now Pards?

Got to be said, Sessegnon is a good little player.

I bet the refs have a little game between themselves when it comes to booking Barton.

Cattermole is a dirty cunt. Look at him fucking smirking after ploughing down Jonas.

What a fucking goalll!

HAWAAYYY!! Who was it?? Raylor??

Jonas proves what a threat he is. That is why we need a decent LB so that he isn't always tracking back.

As much as he is Shola 'Mackem Destroyer' Ameobi, he provides nothing to the team and should really be taken off. Get Ba on.

Bruce couldn't look more like an alcoholic.

They just seem to want it more than us.

Tiote having a shocker.

We had an advantage there, surely?

Never thought I would see the day when Joey Barton tweets Lady Gaga to ask her to sign the petition

I'm back on LIVE if anyone fancies a game.

Intrigued to see gameplay footage. The new collision thing should be decent, too. Apart from that, most of that trailer looks fairly similar to FIFA 11.

Modibo Maiga: "With Newcastle it's completely clear. They want me and I want to go there. The problem is Sochaux."

Getting a new guitar for my 21st. Looking at a Yamaha Electro Acoustic in Black that they have at my local guitar shop. Just going to go down there and play around with all of them in the 250-350 quid price range and see which one I like the best, really, although some recommendations would be welcomed!

So what is it with all these french 'stars' we are getting in? I mean, fair enough it if it was just one or two, but aren't near enough all of our summer signings french-speaking? It this just another way of following the 'Arsenal model'? I really don't get it..

3-0 to us. Shola hat-trick.