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Would probably take Bothroyd over Lovenkrands and if he shows even the smallest bit of effort then he can have more of an impact than Ameobi. Who knows, he might just be able to chip in with a couple of goals here and there. That said, I hope this doesn't mean we are done for the summer in terms of strikers.

Wait wait wait...Pardew said an international midfielder, right? I don't think Bothroyd is who he was talking about. Anyway, on a free so it isn't too bad I suppose...

At least we have Beyonce in common, like.

Was a really nice day here yesterday apart from the wind. No particular damage other than ruining my hair (I know, I know). Still quite windy today and by the looks of it there will be a bit of a storm later.

Just wondering if anyone here wants an XBOX Kinect with EA Sports Active 2 (+ full equipment), Dance Central and Kinect Adventures? Selling it because Mum has downsized so I won't have the room to play anymore, and I am moving house in Oxford to so will lose the big lounge we have in halls. It is in perfect working order and in all honesty I will miss it - it is an impressive bit of kit. Going to stick it on eBay later but just thought I would give first dibs on it to people on here. Looks like they are going for between 100-150 quid on there, so any offers are welcome and then whatever P&P is on top of that.

Will call the Mackems obsessed right now before the inevitable gloating happens. To be fair I can't blame them, that was shite from us.

Absolutely livid with that. Sunderland end up finishing above us and we drop to a bottom half finish. I thought Pardew was only in on the promise that he would get us in the top 10? Absolutely ridiculous. Why bring on Alan fucking Smith ffs?

From 9th to 12th...

Oh fucking hell.

Fucking hell lets not lose this now!

Why no Jonas btw?

Right then, bring on the youngsters?

Can surely risk giving Ranger/LuaLua a decent amount of game time at this score?

Staylor an early contender for MOM.

Definitely over! 2-0!

Shola just genuinely looks like he doesn't give a shit.

Was that Shane Ferguson getting involved as well that led to the chance?

Staylor again!

Anyone who starts their sentence with the word "Mate". Closet homosexuals. Rude people. People who swear too much. People who act like they are something when they are with friends but then wouldn't dare try anything with anyone when alone.

No problem! Getting my old one fixed anyway, I hope.

N'Somnia scores for Wigan. He is a bit of a twat but wouldn't mind seeing him back here at all.

I think "Kids vrs Chelsea" is more in terms of "How the kids did vrs Chelsea" rather than saying it was the youth that got us the 2-2 draw.

Looking for a new game to play when I get my XBOX back and just wondering what is good at the moment. I remember playing Dantes Inferno sometime last year and absolutely loving it, so something similar to that with similar levels of slashing and what have you would be nice. Has anyone played this 'Wet' game? Watched a review of it and it does look like the sort of thing I am after. EDIT: Has anyone played Bayonetta? Not entirely sure about the whole sexual side to it, but aside from playing as some sexually frustrated angel-killing woman, it does look brilliant..

I thought people went to Tenerife to get legless?

I said it in the match thread (albeit to point out a reason we were 2-1 down), but they were particularly impressive in terms of that we brought on LuaLua, Sammy Am and Ranger when Chelsea brought on Essien, Malouda and Drogba.