Nyff

If there is a God...

Late goals for us, Bolton and Villa please...

Marttinnss

Guti and Collocini look like they are planning their escapes sat there together on the bench.

Heeeeerrrreeee comes Lovenkrands *crosses fingers*

Bearing in mind we need a goal here our players aren't exactly playing with the most passion atm.

Lovenkrands please answer our SOS. Shearer please bring him on.

Could really do with a favour here from Villa or Bolton. Struggling to see how we will do ourselves a favour :\

You know what Shearer is like - Raylor will score now, right?

Raylor not Collo

I don't get it. Yeah there was a tug, but the fucking player fell over about 10 seconds later.

Oh it gets better and better doesn't it...>_>

Commmmeeee onnnn! (Thats my battle cry - We haven't scored if you are using this for your updates btw)

What the fuck was wrong with that!?!?!?

Oh lord that should have been a goal!

Shearer's got one of the New Shirts on the back of his seats...That aint a coincidence - I can see him coming on soon

Here goes...

*crosses fingers and thinks of the Boro game *

FUCK

Did I really just see Butt catch up with Nevland? :|

Oooh! Martins hits the post!

It looks like a fucking kite for crying out loud :\

I'm guessing the whole 'being straight' thing is just an act with him then.

Shes fucking Ashley? Fucking hell, wait til the papers hear about this. "Cheryl and Ashley in Strap-On Madness!"

Having not played online in a while I thought I would give it a go to see if anything is different. Sure enough my first opponent picks Man United, plays Ronaldo upfront, and scores by running to the byline then passing it back for his other striker to tap into an empty net. Fuck that. I don't even bother staying when cunts play like that. Not bothered if my DNF goes up. It isn't that I am adverse to losing, because I will happily lose a well fought game, but when people use Ronaldo like that it just takes the piss.