Nyff

Thought this was going to be the one about Jonas and his dinosaur fetish...

Nvm, turns out I can do it via my HDMI lead.

Quick question - What lead do you need to connect a laptop to a TV?

You miss it really.

Indeed, Jonas was not involved at all. R.Taylor long throw into the box, cleared by a Stoke Defender to Duff, Duff crossed it, Carroll headed it in.

Where does this leave us with regards to the rest of the season then?

No Martins? Have I missed something here?

Unfortunately with my close proximity to Manchester, the majority of my friends chose to go with the Glory of United I just like being different, and had an influential Geordie babysitter at the time of finally deciding who to support ...Looking back now, why the fuck didn't I choose United too? Mind you, I'm sure it wouldn't have been as fun! Might just end up putting SSN on the TV in the Staff Room upstairs and then keep going for 'toilet breaks'

Chelsea 4-3 Bolton

rofl! The United fans will be wanking over him again tonight then!

Anyone know of some sort of text service that doesn't cost so much so I can get updates from the game delivered to my phone?

Ronaldo on...Fingers crossed..

Put up a noose for me as well will ya?

Hate that I am at work when we kick off...Meh, hoping a friend can give us regular updates, but I'm going to be fucking pissed off if we lose and so the customers shouldn't expect me to be all smiley >_>

Aye, I hope to be picking up a new HDTV come Tuesday, so looking forward to this even more now.

Reminds me of when Liverpool were playing Real Madrid and a friend of mine on FB changed their status to "WHO THE HELL ARE REAL MADRID!? HAHA!", to which I replied "Real Madrid Club de Fútbol (Spanish IPA: [ɾeal maˈð̞ɾið kluβ de ˈfutβol], usually known simply as Real Madrid) is a professional association football club based in Madrid, Spain."

Blackburn reserves play at a Football ground near me, and I went down when Newcastle Res. were playing there. Stayed round the back afterwards and got signatures from the likes of Bellamy, Carl Cort, Chopra, Bassedas, and Steve Harper. Other than Newcastle, I have David Beckham and Alex Ferguson lay around somewhere.

Pretty much given up with Ultimate Team and find myself just playing normal online. My newest thing to do is to pick as many reserve/youth players as I can, and I was beating a full United team 2-0 until the guy quit, and then I just demolished Birmingham 4-0 ^^ Team looks something like this: Krul Beye (meh..) Kadar - Tozer - Edgar Godsmark - Gonzalez - Inman - Donninger Xisco - LuaLua I keep the likes of Carroll on the bench.

I started reading it and thought it was a pile of shit. Didn't like the way the guy wrote it >_<

"I'm Michael, and I'm a boring shit who doesn't dare to speak in more than one tone"

Thought that first screenshot was real at first glance

Is that the same one with "Blah Name Blah - Smashing Pumpkins :: Homer Simpson - Smiling Politely"

I never did quite catch the whole Nirvana thing. I like a few of their songs, but wouldn't call myself a die-hard fan. I have found more favourite dead guys in Nick Drake and Elliott Smith, with the latter especially catching my attention. Don't worry, though, it isn't until October 21st that I might make him a tribute thread

That might just be the answer here. Maybe it keeps his brain too warm so it is in a semi-docile state at all times, when it really needs to be active and awake. And then when he comes to having to run to get the ball, the hair lowers his aerodynamics and he is thus slower. I wonder if we can start some sort of petition to get him to shave it all off. The problem is it will make his nose look fucking massive.

Maybe we should just stop signing players of any nationalities and resign ourselves to the fact that the minute they step onto the field in a Black and White jersey, their past history is forgotten and they will play like a bag of shite. Then we can allow ourselves to disband out football club and go and support Man Utd like all the other glory supporters.