Nyff

I got bored with this pretty quickly. It has come to the point where you are either pwning 2 star teams, or getting owned by 5 star teams who all have Ronaldo, Rooney, Torres, Messi, Kaka, Gerrard e.t.c. I think I prefer just playing normal games online.

Guess all we can hope for is an Enrique style turnaround, but it took him a season, and as has been said; we need some decent performances right now.

Absolutely appalling. Someone needs to teach Collocini how to defend, and certainly if he plans to keep playing like that then he doesn't deserve to start at all. Over at Doncaster, LuaLua has provided an assist for their goal.

Not much of a consolation, but if it makes you feel better then Boro are 4-1 down.

I proffered Carroll when he had cornrows. Just looks like a puff now xD! Would prefer we went to a 4-3-3 now tbh, but oh well.

If we had been given that bloody goal then we could have had a very exciting finish to this game and maybe even grab the draw. Can't see this being anything other than a loss now. What a piss take.

Bring on goalline technology - Should be 2-1.

Off the line >_< Would like to see a close up replay of that.

I look at our Subs Bench and...well, nothing is going to happen here is it. Don't know why Guthrie is coming on for Nolan and not Butt, but hey. Wouldn't mind someone who will push forward with some pace coming on, like LuaLua, to make something happen. Shame he is playing over at Doncaster right now (who, coincidentally, are also losing 2-0)

Colo playing them onside? Where is Bassong when you need him...>_>

For fucks sake.

Collo-fucking-cini!!

FFS Taylor - I know Chelsea tower over us but at least have someone available who knows you are going to knock it along the ground >_< AAAHHH! Taylor has the Newcastle "not beating the first man" curse!

Has Shearer really got so many assistants that Alan Smith doesn't even have a chair? xD

Blackburn won, and Stoke have just gone 1-0 Up. A win would be very nice here...

He probably thought he was called 'Big' Al for a reason

Alan and Iain are like a comedy double act...Their happiness with each other being there is great, and can only be great for the players and the club. You know something is good when even Shearer is rolling out the jokes !

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss! This day gets better and better, even if we are already pretty much fucked.

Everyone is going to be gutted if this is one amazing prank...When was that press conference again?

I am cautious to expect too much from this game, but it would be bloody awesome if we could nick a win in Big Al's first game in charge.

Any sighting of the man yet? Still wary while it is April Fools! Roll on 12 O'clock..

Is it true? Is it really true? GOD I LOVE HIM!

Does it take fucking ages to move from screen to screen/card to card for everyone else as well? It is bloody annoying...I also keep getting put against 5* teams online when I have only just began playing the bloody thing. I also think they didn't make this with Small TV's in mind. I honestly don't have a clue who any of the players in the trading market unless I recognise their faces..

Tempted to get this tonight, after finally getting my FIFA back. Played some good games last night, though, including a 2-2 Draw with Rangers that I won on Penalties. He went 2-1 up in e/t, but on a run from the Centre-Circle with Nolan I saw him waiting for me to play a through ball, but instead I shot from outside the box and scored one hell of a goal!

"Newcastle managing director Derek Llambias says the club will not allow Joe Kinnear back in the dugout until he is completely recuperated." They are slowly forming together some excuses for when we are relegated.