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I can just see it

Its gonna be Bruce

Snap! Thats crazy!

Gaffer's wife took his young 'un for some shoes yesterday. He's only 4. He told the young female shop assistant. "On some mornings my winky is a lot bigger than normal"

Looks canny. Potential for Crosswinds and a some decent drags.

Gutted reminds me of one of my fave lines someone just tweeted. "Dont think of it as dying, said death, just think of it as leaving early to avoid the rush"

Biggest set of cunts on TV tbh

It was 10 years ago last week when my mam passed away Stevie. I didnt have the added stress of my own illness either. I think I posted on here when my mam passed away tbh. Its a good bunch on here so dont feel odd for posting it. I am sure you'll do the lad proud. Good luck mate.

Sorry for your loss Stevie man.

Peter Kennaugh dropped 7kg in 4 weeks last season. When Kimmage asked the bald cunt how, he blabbed about asking Nigel Mitchell (the nutritionist for Sky & BC) and said it was mostly through calorie defecit. Haha yeh ok. A pro athlete losing 7kg in 4 weeks with zero power loss, aye jog on. Leads me onto Wiggins. Wiggins worked with Mitchell at BC for years when on the track. For 7 years or so he couldnt loose weight and Mitchell said it was his optimum weight. He joins Sky then just as AICAR comes on the scene, Wiggins loses a shed load of weight and starts dusting the best in the world. Laughable. Now its over to Cookson to sort this out.

Fuck me, what a set of cunts we have riding still. The omerta is still strong eh? Saint Miller saying its bad, Thomas saying its bad for riders and everyone is cleans. Sky are as fucking filthy as Astana.

Anyone watch Critical. I am sure its a parody, its utter shite. Doctors sat with headphones on and eating a Twix whilst someone is dying in A&E which looks like its from Star Trek. Fuck me, awful.

Sorry to hear AH man Cat, I remember when I was a kid and the same happened with me about my cat Was gutted, but soon passed by and got a dog

The fucking retard in here is just a drain on life, oxygen and everything to do with it. He went over on his ankle just after Christmas and tbf to him, it did look nasty. But fuck me, he is still limping on it......when he remembers, or limps on the wrong foot. Last week his phone was ringing and he ran the full length of the office for it no bother. He has been snowboarding with it and is planning to go again in April. What a waste of the NHS this twat is. He is apparently going for physio every week on it. Fucking moron. Its that pathetic its actually funny now.

Happy Bday pet!

t'Old Putin had some jets close to Cornwall this morning apparently.

I've given up listening to PMQ's its a fucking joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_MFSD_UoEE&feature=share

Its about what cops see what outsiders see. Basically after the Garner case. Its a two part one. The second one is pretty mental.

I am staying in Rothbury in March and want to do a couple of rides out that way. @@Gemmill or @@Tooj know any decent rides? I wouldnt mind riding over to the coast but unsure of the roads. I.e busyness etc. Is the B6431 out towards the coast a busy road?

Anyone listen to the latest American Life podcast? Crazy!

Booked Cyprus in June last night