wykikitoon

I used to be elligable for a flu vaccine but now I'm not for some reason. I have only had one since '21 anyways as I am getting older I have tried to get a paid one at my local pharmacy and can't as the website is WANK. So called the pharmacy, young lass said she cant do it needs to be done over the computer. Fucking useless. Tried looking at Boots, nowhere in Harrogate does them. Annoyed as fuck* *as per

'ooo little Johnny was such a lovely lad, never hurt anyone' That's what will be next.

This is the same cunt of a keeper who flew out and took out Fraser and it went unpunished.

Listened to the Monday Night Club poddy. They were mostly talking about what a basket case UNITED were. Rory Smith who I like was sating how its still conceivable that UNITED could win the league by 2030 as they're such a big club and rich. It's laughable init? They're makiing loads of losses, Ten Nonce has spent £600m on his own. Yet we can't send fuck all. Tell me how fucking bent it is.

Oh here sister is Niamh too

It's my cousin's name. Fucking PADDIES!

Fcking autocorrect.

I would agree with the rich man's drug. I would say it's a lot more available now just from people I speak to. Considering we are the largest exporter in the world of cannabis then it must be cheap as fuck so the price of coke surely has to come down to compete? I am maeve as fuck as I don't have a clue what someone would look like coked up 😂 bin dipper comes in some days hanging and it's clear he's been out because he sounds like he's got a cold coming and he's always clearing his throat and coughing and sniffing. I always assumed that was a mix of hangover and been coked up the night before.

To calm TBD down and put him in his happy place. He's got re runs of Bernard Manning on after.

Poor spitfire cunts

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAgzHdkN49T/?igsh=MXRlcW9wMGg1dzR2OQ==

Just watching MOTD. Have the fuck wasn't Calafiori given a second yellow?

Got home after a mega weekend in the Toon. Walking out of Leeds station and a group of piss heads just deciding to have a piss on the concourse. Nice.

Is this another case of playing a player that's crocked? Howe has form for this.

https://www.calciomercato.com/news/solo-haaland-e-meglio-di-jonathan-david-il-newcastle-insidia-int-56653

Isak has been as awful as Gordon this season but it's all Gordon's fault apparently

Well Goede reis actually

It's a nice ferry that one. Bonne voyage

https://www.instagram.com/p/DAg1P7bo_Wu/?igsh=MWsxY3I5MWN2ZjRuMw== Poor Gemmill

I suppose it's only early. Not as if it's been 12 games is it. But agree he needs go start and he's class.

All the experts at the start of the season saying how UNITED were going to be great and Chelsea shite. Know fuck all.

Taken from Been ticker Aye pal. Ten Nonce is absolved of all blame.

Ten Fraud first gaffer to be sacked?

Did the stadium tour today. Wife almost passed out when she could sit callum Wilson exec box seats 😂