Kevin Carr's Gloves

He is 99 mind, tbf with everything he has done that's fucking amazing.

More chance of him catching an untreatable strain of gonorrhoea too. Young cunt.

Interspersed with the odd tramp nobody will miss. Everybody has a safety valve.

KK scoring on his debut against QPR.

Challenge accepted

This tbh shagging a lass who doesn't know about it is rape. People think it has to be violent or the lass has to give a resounding NO. If you sneak into a hotel room and pretend to be someone else it's still rape. However if it turns out that's not what happened then it's a shame for the lad.

RIP

Zehr gut!

Someone else needs to start the next one not me as I didn't start the last one. New person each time very sweary.

So who's starting the next thread and are we keeping the sweary motif?

That's pretty exciting if you do it in Juarez.

Oh please watch as much football as you want.

God no.

Were you at the match Saturday Stevie?

Use more lube.

Of course if everyone stopped paying for tv then no new shows would get made.

Are you going to hang by your cock from it?

Nice to know you care thompers.

Abusive enough?

If the makems and norwich lost every game after this 0-5 we would still get relegated.

We will not avoid relegation I was hoping the makems lost to make sure they're relegated with us.

Normally no, however the way they handled the Adam Johnson issue and the way their fans are demonising his victim I am currently hoping they go down two tiers.

We got the 6p a week before it got released due to an error on my behalf. It's alright I suppose.

Craft beer cultists who won't touch any lager and try to describe the small brewery lager of Germany as mass produced rubbish are tossers. In fact anybody telling people what to drink is fucking drink fascism and the sole preserve of wankers. At least the jakeys on the street bathed in their own shit and pish don't tell you only what they drink is worthy of the palate. And they have an excuse for stupid beards.

Craft beer cultists are wankers to a man.