Kevin Carr's Gloves

Police are great in America. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34122204

I don't know what you mean

M Night Shyalaman has ruined his fair share of films too mind.

You certainly have no idea how to spell polygamous.

I saw them at a gig in Machester and to paraphrase last nights tv "they sucked snot from a zombie's arsehole"

You may have to edit this for legal purposes.

The Mars Volta are one of the shittest bands to ever hold instruments.

That's weird I know Patrick Thistle and he loves pineapples.

Newcastle's own Seymour Mace has been nominated for the Foster's award at this years festival.

I don't deny it might be a good brandy but the way you put it forward was well hipster wanky. "Actually I think you will find the little known drink from the arse end of buck tooth to be a far superior quality and enjoyed by all the cognoscenti"

Fuck off

I'm guessing a bullet.

Celtic getting beat off Malmo. And the atmosphere in Sweden is AMAZING!!

Is it me or does he look like a Ronnie Barker character?

Of course not, that's why they're all skint.

I agree.

That's funny Killie having a team would be like Wallsend having one.

We play at a high level constantly, he doesn't.

Van Dijk is unproven at a high level.

Tbf it's worth nearly a tenner.

I was going to Graceland, Graceland, Memphis - Tennesee, going to Graceland.

I went once with a nine year old who was the child of my first marriage.

I keep seeing this on Netflix and wondering whether to give it a go. So thanks for your ringing endorsement CT my mind is made up.

Water