Kevin Carr's Gloves

Personally I would like to see Floyd Mayweather Jr to take on George Osborne.

Have you banged your head recently?

No we make penis prosthetics. The eye is upon you.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/topic/35494-safe-from-relegation/?hl=hodor#entry1324239

Whatever it is you all do at some point today you will all be being watched by something my company made ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (evil laugh).

Can't believe sunderland paid £3million more for him than Manchester City did

All the ones with spare baccy anyway.

That is a disgraceful answer and one you should be totally ashamed of. It's weddings that get drone strikes funerals get suicide bombs http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-31041820

Got pulled I think the source was dodgy.

That's none of our players then.

About an ounce when I was buying.

Slightly less than the North of England then. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/health/shock-figures-reveal-up-one-4039486

Ooh that rapier wit is far to quick for me you Noel Coward you.

Twat.

Obese sicknote then.

Because we are saving for a house move this years delightful holiday will be Center Parcs woohoo!!!!!!!

Apparently you can get a good rate buying a pre paid credit card.

Just got this adorable PM from our most productive member. "Suck cock for baccy" Succinct but well put I think. Of course with me being an ex soldier and therefore not as well educated as our erstwhile Oscar Wilde I am totally flabbergasted and at a loss to a rejoinder to his amazing rapier like wit.

Then shut your fucking mouth about British Army medics. My 3 year old son has shits more educated than you.

Have you been in the army.

Are we talking mainland Europe or home guerrilla war?

Wtf are you on about.

But it doesn't attract the best and brightest and they can do all that.