Kevin Carr's Gloves

I hate people who call Gers Yurts

Quick question to twitter users. How many tweets do you get/read a day?

Despicable Me 2 I laughed a lot

Is it covered by what we get off PSG for Cabaye

Now that someone has leaked the NSA's secret can we put the moon landings to bed as surely if they were faked someone would have leaked it by now.

Aberdeen is full of English people.

The thing is he hasn't done anything in management to warrant that ego yet has he?

Spot on apart from the redevlopers bit

As long as he doesnt fucking come here

Carr staying apparently

UKIP lost their deposit in the By election last night pleased with that like.

Selling tea, toast and giant rizlas

Jay Bothroyd has been released from his QPR contract.

Yeah after When I re read it I thought it looked a bit Stephen Fry. I mean Ashley won't own us forever.

The only positive for me is the knowledge one day it will all end.

Mike Ashley is a cunt. He does cunty things. Now shut up and give him your money.

He doesn't know nobody has seen it.

As much as I hate JFK being part of this club I have been thinking about this. Was Douglas a replacement for Colo? Does the fact Colo is now definitely staying mean they think we don't need him?

Standing down as owner and giving the club to the fans?

Graham Carr will resign before the end of the window.

Apart from JFK fucking our new buys. I think we are going to have a worse season than the last one.

I ave never betted against us but we are 14/1 to go down with paddy power I am putting £50 on today.

Any chance we can take it in turns to wait round corners for him and keep jumping out and scaring the fucker.

I fucking hate Ashley.

Going to be confirmed by the club today. So thats a big FUCK YOU!! From super Mike Ashley to all the fans supporting NUFC through thin and thinner.