Kevin Carr's Gloves

Thought they did more for us in WW2? They did but it was like Man Utd beating Sunderland to save us from relegation by one point. Our benefitting was incidental, they went round Germany raping the kraut women. Your lack of knowledge of the War on the Eastern front is actually the same as your lack of knowledge about most things.

I wasin Paddy Power yesterday and we are 4/1 to be relegated from the prem next season.

Have you ever met a Mexican in your life. If 1m yanks died tomorrow, I would feel no more feeling of sympathy than the 150,000 Haitians who have died in the last fortnight. I feel so sad for them people mass deaths, they didn't deserve what has happened. The world clearly cares but as one editorial put it it's a fight to see who can do the most for show. Fuckin wanks. I can't believe you've put a yank link up. Not one person here will ever meet a Mexican, so why put this pathetic link up? Put something relevant to fuckin English people. I don't understand any of it, through calculated ignorance and dismissiveness of them stupid yank bastards. Shame fuckin Russia never nuked the cunts (if they left us alone) in 1961. I was in a lift with 5 of the Mexican national football team in a hotel in San Francisco on my honeymoon does that count? Actually met loads of Mexicansin Disneyworld California. In fact it's pretty impossible to buy a burger in California without meeting a Mexican. Thought that was gonna be a joke like "I was in a lift with the whole mexican national football team"..... I did try and tell them how great NUFC was but I was a bit pissed and they did not have a clue what I was saying. Obviously this was 5 years ago on the honeymoon before Souness took over hence the "NUFC is Great" bit.

Caroll is shit. Butt is shit. Raylor is shit. Hughton is shit.

Have you ever met a Mexican in your life. If 1m yanks died tomorrow, I would feel no more feeling of sympathy than the 150,000 Haitians who have died in the last fortnight. I feel so sad for them people mass deaths, they didn't deserve what has happened. The world clearly cares but as one editorial put it it's a fight to see who can do the most for show. Fuckin wanks. I can't believe you've put a yank link up. Not one person here will ever meet a Mexican, so why put this pathetic link up? Put something relevant to fuckin English people. I don't understand any of it, through calculated ignorance and dismissiveness of them stupid yank bastards. Shame fuckin Russia never nuked the cunts (if they left us alone) in 1961. I was in a lift with 5 of the Mexican national football team in a hotel in San Francisco on my honeymoon does that count? Actually met loads of Mexicansin Disneyworld California. In fact it's pretty impossible to buy a burger in California without meeting a Mexican.

We cant bomb anyone unless we ask the Americans first.

Great story, can't beat a bit of cockney bashing! Ok for me to get it on the website? Yeah no probs.

Might global warning be a myth? there is a small chance that is correct. Might Global warming be a correct hypothesis? There is a chance that this might be correct. When faced with two polarised options surely it is only intelligent to side with the cautious argument and do what we can to inhibit our impact on the planets atmosphere. To do otherwise to me sounds beyond moronic and so selfish as to be incomprehensible.

Me my brother in law and his brother travel down to Brighton for the fa cup game the one before the Trelford Mills replay. Apart from nearly knocking over 2 hitchhiking toon fans who seemed to think that the best place to get a lift on the A1 was right in the fucking middle of it we made it down to London where our inadequacies at navigation were exposed. Basically we didnt have a clue where to go next and hadnt bothered to bring a map. At a roundabout My brother in laws brother wound down his window and asked a gentleman who was on a bicycle stopped next to us if he happened to know the way to Brighton. Now we had been drinking (I was under age but that didnt stop me) but the reaction of this southern cyclist to me was unforgivable. He looked up saw that his exit was clear and said "what the fuck are you on about" before cycling away. My brother in law who was driving was given the instruction to "follow that cockney prick" which he did. My Brother in laws brother (there should be a quicker name for him lets call him Neil) wound down his window as we pulled up alongside the cockney cyclist and kept pace and said "I bet you're shitting yourself now eh fucknuts" and took a long swig out of his brown ale can. He then proceeded to expale said brown ale with great accuracy right in the face of the offending cyclist who lost control of his erstwhile vehicle falling off it and buckling his front wheel I am positive that as he was falling he heard the cry of three Geordie voices driving into the distance shouting "Cockney wankaaaaahhh". As an appendix due to our combined lack of knowledge we left the north east far too early and managed to get to Brighton at approximately midday which was lots of fun.... not.

Which Asda?

Hope everything works out ok buddyess.

I hummed and haad (how do you spell that?) about a tattoo but came to the conclusion there is no such thing as a really good individual one of a kind tattoo so never bothered.

So who is reading this with a bursting stomach not really able to imagine eating anything for centuries?

There is a young lad in charge at Huddersfield who seems to be doing ok.

Hello racist.

yeah, and................. And do you oppose our democratic process? Btw, the same rules apply to the tories! Would you like to see a directly elected president of the UK or Europe? The latter obviously couldn't work but the former may have legs if we abolish the monarchy. I reckon you'd like nothing better Renton! you already know my thoughts on G.Brown and especially on how he came to power. and i'm not really certain you can call it a 'democratic' process anymore unfortunately. never mind, we shall all grow old safe in the knowledge that people we dont know, have never heard of and we have no choice but to accept are taking care of us! Can you clarify that with telling us how the European Union decision making process works as I cant say for certain if I agree?

Don't worry we probably wont.

Damn there are loads here you could use http://www.3rat.com/tubes/secretary1.shtml NSFW!!

So do you think all the scouse fans are still hoping DIC will buy them out? Schadenfreude rules.

The man is a cunt and a shit manager.

Win by streets. Rangers have Kyle Lafferty in their team who is the worst player I have ever seen on a football pitch and yet are still pushing for the title. Celtic have Gary Caldwell as their best defender. We would seriously walk it.

Did you cut the cord again? I declined this particular job being one of the most clumsy people on the earth I left it up to the professionals.

Got to add the fact that we have a party in power in london with an overwhelming majority voted in by 37% of the population.

Does the naming of the stadium have anything to do with the council who own the land the ground is on and have refused Newcastle United a few things in the past?

When you get pissed they are well difficult to work. When I was at hedley court in rehabilitation we used to all go out and someone would inevitably get theirs "fixed" so they would collapse when any weight was put on them. We all got bollocked off the commanding officer and told to stop the practise lol.