Kevin Carr's Gloves

Didn't realise I know Bridgettes mum quite well. Not that well before anyone starts

I hope Man U win it this year and next just to fuck off the scousers.

Like who exactly?!?!? Even the managers are deluded. Seriously which SPL player would walk in our team, honest question? I like Izaguirre but he's not better than what we have, who else is there? Brown over Barton or Nolan, Samaras over Shola? Bizarre. It is shite and no one from the SPL could "walk" into NUFC. nd seeing as we think we are a bit crap that is a damning indictment of the state of the SPL.

Which stupid footballer has the initiala CTB. It is not illegal to discuss this as long as we are careful.

I seem to remember reading about Glasgow having the 2nd highest murder rate in Western Europe. I like Glasgow as well but a polis I once spoke to from up there said the amount of stabbings that goes on is crazy. I once read that Elvis was alive and on the moon.

Lot's of points on this. First one is they are both as bad as each other!! After living in the west of Scotland for 9 years now I can safely say from an independant point of view I find the whole idea of a support based purely on religion as being completely disgusting. Each club has its legion of loonies and neither have a section which is definitely worse / better than the other lot. Re Andy Goram stuff. That may be true but Paolo DiCannio fascist salute see my point above. Going out in Glasgow. I have done it tons in some of the more unsavoury parts too and never been in a bit of bother. That is not true for some nights out I have had in Newcastle, Gateshead, Washington and Sunderland. SO anyone saying it is the worst city in Britain is talking out their arse. I remember being in the Ox and Plough in Oxclose in Washington new years eve 1997 and seeing one girl glass another never seen it in Glasgow.

Fuck me Shola is a black geordie just looked up on wikipedia. He must be freezing up that end. This is the answer to Miss Coles love probelms. And Don Warrington. Is this an excerpt from a Stand-Ups Anonymous meeting you both attended? I just wanted to point out Don Warrington was another famous Coloured person from Newcastle.

no we are still theoreticaly able to drop - and with NUFC you NEVER count yourself safe until the last game of the season anyway Wigan and Wolves can pass us and W ham could reach the same points - right now 45 points is the safe number - we have 41 I hope you're wearing your tin hat. he's just being controversial, not like Rob at all - I'm glad he doesn't live next door to me Wigan cant get past us if west ham get the same points. If WIgan pass us West ham cant get the same points. Wolves have to beat two teams below us to get the same points. West Ham three teams below us one of them being one of the teams Wolves have to beat. We are safe.

Fuck me Shola is a black geordie just looked up on wikipedia. He must be freezing up that end. This is the answer to Miss Coles love probelms. And Don Warrington.

On facebook a couple of Makem mates are saying Bruce has gone. Usual apologies if I have missed a similar thread.

think West Ham and West Brom have really hard games coming up also. i want wolves to go down hate mccarthy I have a great deal of respect for McCarthy for what he did at Sunderland.

I hope West Ham go down as they should have been forced to over the Tevez and Mascherano affair. Not because of their skinheads as I have been one of those in my past.

ASM Ashley is ashit owner without a clue who talks shite and lies comstantly. LM Shepherd was a shite chairman who destroyed the club by appointing Souness and the Roeder and then Fat Sam a downward spiral he could not get us out of. Now will you both fuck off or meet in a car park and fight to the death over it so at least one of you goes.

Has reiterated his commitment to NUFC and that he has no intention of selling. Well he wouldn't want to sell what is turning into a cash cow. He can sell players for millions and most of all the fans are always willing to line his coffers. Edmund Burke said "all it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing" (para). We can drone on about needing to sjpport the team and no doubt someone will. However there is a choice the team this season or the club this generation. Which one do you want to prosper?

Are you up for a bet? I bet that we dont spend more than 15 million on new players in the summer. If we do and I am wrong I will quit the board. Are you willing to back the owners and quit the board if we spend 15 mill or less?

It shocks me that people come on here and say they expect large amounts of money to be spent at any time by FMA. Shocked because I cant understand how they could think that and at the same time have the intelligence to turn a computer on. Anyone who expects, hopes or thinks that FMA will re invest any monmey is an absolute mong. He bid for Zoggy in the safe knowledge Dave Whelan would not give him the steam off his shit for 12 million if he thought it would do FMA anything positive. It's time some NUFC fans woke up and smelled the bullshit it's been around long enough.

If we sell Carroll anybody giving money to NUFC while fat cocney cunt is in charge is a mug.

I read on here you are a standup comedian. Which clubs have you done and which promoters you worked for? You ever worked in Scotland?

A gay friend of mine at work has just seen this and he says he has a dvd called "All scouse gangsters suck cock in Jail" if you want to borrow it.

I am desperately hoping you are itk in relation to your pre xmas thread.

I bet he is lying about the 0.5 as well. "A quick measure". Like anyone doesnt know their height. Mmm. Maybe, I'm actually 6ft2 and a half, but I just say 6ft2, cos half an inch doesn't make much difference. I am willing to let someone else take this lead line.

RIP. True bravery like that shown by Major Winters at various points during WW2 is very rarely someone trying to be brave. It usually comes about by someone just doing what they think is right in conditions most people will hopefully never encounter.

Yep, absolutely no surprise if there's an accompanying 80s pornstar tash, and a car sticker of a Newcastle player pissing on a Sunderland shirt. 6'2" 14 stone 4 lbs A few pounds under that would be my optimum weight. I will be in about 4 weeks. Getting back to CT. For those of us over 6ft, have you ever had a conversation with people smaller than you, and they subconciously keep going up and down on their tip toes to accentuate their height. I bet he does that. The brother in law does it to me. I had a regimental sergeant major who must have been all of 5'5" did it all the time. Was funny when he reffed the boxing and tried to raise my hand at the end of the bout too.

Yep, absolutely no surprise if there's an accompanying 80s pornstar tash, and a car sticker of a Newcastle player pissing on a Sunderland shirt. 6'2" 14 stone 4 lbs

Yes please.