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  1. Wasn't Oliver Cromwell up for greatest Briton in that thing that was on telly?
  2. That's really intelligent, however I for one can see that it's just you, and not the majority that has one brain cell. Listen mate, the people with one brain cell - or less - are the tossers among your support who come out with this shit. And don't tell me its not many, because its a lot. And don't defend it by saying the other lot are just the same, they are, but its no excuse. You are all a bunch of tosspots. You sing religious songs and you are bigoted cunts. You sing IRA/Irish originated songs/anti British songs. There is no place for this in football. Every Celtic supporter I have encountered - without exception - has touched on this bigotry bollocks. The only question is how long and how many pints it takes them to get there. We don't give a toss about this sort of thing down here. We really don't. We've had 2 testimonials down here in recent times where a lot more than "a minority" have behaved like a bunch of absolute cretins. So far as I'm concerned all you lot who want to play down here - for the English money that you despise - can bugger off. You're not welcome. And you would get relegated anyway, with all your 3rd division rejects playing for you. Firstly I'm not your mate. Secondly we don't sing sectarian songs, there's a small group of people who sing them at away games, usually residents of the actual away town who don't actually care about Celtic's principles. I'll ignore the rest of the flaming. Thirdly we don't want to play down there, the majority of fans would prefer a European / Atlantic league if there were a break away. Your comments are laughable considering your team are the laughing stock of English football don't you think? Probably not. Pile of shite the most sectarian fuckwit I know is a celtic fan. So stop blaming everyone else you wanker.
  3. So Cacapa makes a mistake and he shouldn't be allowed near the team ever again yet Taylor can fuck up week after week and I suppose its ok for him to be back in the squad next week? Scapegoat-tastic The majority of the team were fucking woeful. To be fair Cacapa didn't just make a mistake. He was at fault for both goals as he was so far out of position marking johnson for the penalty. He also looked awful whenever he got the ball.
  4. that was fucking awful fucking complete shite. Fuck off fat joe you useless cunt.
  5. that was fucking awful fucking complete shite. Fuck off fat joe you useless cunt.
  6. that was fucking awful fucking complete shite. Fuck off fat joe you useless cunt.
  7. Hilary Clinton would never have won the presidential election due to the Whitewater & travelgate scandals which are still not fully resolved.
  8. well at least we wont get bought by a hedge fund.
  9. looks like the start of a porn film.
  10. We will win 3-0 you heard it here first. Obviously if this does not come true somebody hijacked my account details and made this preposterous prediction.
  11. Wall climbing is great fun. take the courses so you know how to belay her. Get her to learn to lead as well as top rope. Kids are great at climbing and generally enjoy it. Get her her own boots if she does enjoy it they will fit better and she will get used to them better.
  12. Yup, he was convicted of sexual assault (several times) and rape (and two other reports of it), so no chance. As a completely amateur psychiatrist, I think however despicable sexual assaults or rapes obviously are, they show a different line of interest in someone than knocking on their door and shooting them dead. Amatuer being the right word. As a stalker / rapist he is motivated by feelings of power over his victims. As a stalker he could feel he is emotionally attached to his stalkee. If at any time he feels betrayed by his stalkee by her getting engaged perhaps then feelings of vengence could motivate him to commit straight murder. I think I saw that. CSI Miami? No Psychology of crime last semester. It was a joke like. I didn't realise you were doing a Psychology degree. Must be a right pain doing it part-time and working too. Did my head in when I was doing evening classes. Its a full time course in social sciences. I am working part time. Majoring in history but doing some sociology criminnlogy and politics too. Want to be a history and modern studies teacher.
  13. Yup, he was convicted of sexual assault (several times) and rape (and two other reports of it), so no chance. As a completely amateur psychiatrist, I think however despicable sexual assaults or rapes obviously are, they show a different line of interest in someone than knocking on their door and shooting them dead. Amatuer being the right word. As a stalker / rapist he is motivated by feelings of power over his victims. As a stalker he could feel he is emotionally attached to his stalkee. If at any time he feels betrayed by his stalkee by her getting engaged perhaps then feelings of vengence could motivate him to commit straight murder. I think I saw that. CSI Miami? No Psychology of crime last semester.
  14. Unashamedley sentimental to USA standards but I am at work bored crapless. A wounded team was limping home one dark and rainy day. They left their hero on the bench they didn’t let them play. When all at once a shout went up a makem goal was scored. A city hung its head in shame and inside they roared. And then a sillouette appeared above the city sky. A manager of untold class a proud and noble guy. He’d taken teams to glory in countries far and wide. And now he had come home at last to lead this team to pride. Yippy yi yo Yippy yi yay Sir Bobby comes to save the day Yippy yi yo Yippy yi yay Sir Bobby comes to save the day He picked up this broken shattered club like a young chick in his hand. And brought them back to winning ways all around the land. Under his brave leadership the city again thrives. The fans will not forget this man for all of their lives. Yippy yi yay yippy yi yo We were sad to see him go Yippy yi yay yippy yi yo We were sad to see him go
  15. When the dust settles and posterity looks back on the time of NUFC I hope it puts SBR where he deserves to be, at the top and in the hearts of the people.
  16. That's an open invitation to get ye sel doon the Reiperbahn It means breaking all those promises I made to mesel. Trying to cut down on your 3am Hesburger intake, eh? Still stand by Burger King. Had my first ever burger king in Hamburg.
  17. Yup, he was convicted of sexual assault (several times) and rape (and two other reports of it), so no chance. As a completely amateur psychiatrist, I think however despicable sexual assaults or rapes obviously are, they show a different line of interest in someone than knocking on their door and shooting them dead. Amatuer being the right word. As a stalker / rapist he is motivated by feelings of power over his victims. As a stalker he could feel he is emotionally attached to his stalkee. If at any time he feels betrayed by his stalkee by her getting engaged perhaps then feelings of vengence could motivate him to commit straight murder.
  18. On the bright side despite our woeful form we still aren't really falling that far behind.
  19. these are my levi stubbs tears. Rip for now i will here you again tomorrow.
  20. Yes because it's obviously true. The amount of people ready to have a pop at Keegan is disgraceful iyam. I wasn't having a pop moron.
  21. this explains his silence on the subject.
  22. Might be considered racist but the "Basil Fawlty is our friend" one against Barca was funny as was the "we're supposed to be at work" one.
  23. Apparently comedically gifted Wales their 2 goals in the under 21 game tonight.
  24. Actually the surrounding area is beautiful and we found this amazing pub which served the best carvery and cans of pussy. But the town centre on the weekend was more like Blackpool than the riviera.
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