Kevin Carr's Gloves

After a night out I went to a kebab shop on the haymarket and asked for a donner. When asked what I wanted on it I said "A pie". So he put a pie on my kebab and some chilli sauce. I was very hungry think I had been smoking that night.

Are these accounts something they have to post?

Do you have a point or are you just the cunt I think you are?

just been to see this. A really good film with amazing scenery , a definate watch! The wife wants to go see this but I detest the inequalities of India and Mumbai especially.

Alternative to what. You think we are suddenly going to run out of people trying to become MPs? No, but insufficient wages could lead to the likes of you standing. Ha ha I would never stand too many skeletons in the old closet. But really they get huge wages and a pension that would make Croesus jealous.

Alternative to what. You think we are suddenly going to run out of people trying to become MPs?

If we get relegated is there any chance of Ashley going bust and committing suicide?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/20...-at-footballers He should have a word with Loise Taylor then.

You know him like? He campaigned for equal rights for Gurkhas which in my mind makes him a sound bloke. Now get off your high chair and pipe down

Sound bloke served with the Gurkhas. RIP Legend.

My love for the club will not change. But I wont spend another penny on it while that cockney wanker is in charge.

I totally agree with you there. He has steadied the ship and altho we have had some recent poor results we have got better than what we were like a few months ago. I'm sure im in a very small minority here but i believe he will prove himself and once he is given a chance to have his own team we will see a vast improvement. i may stress this is MY OPINION!!!! I understand totally. You're still wrong though he is too old and has not kept up with how the shape of football has changed over the years in the premiership.

Can we write to him and ask him to buy us instead of the evening standard.

I decided to support Newcastle United rather than taking a professional interest in tiddlywinks.

To the tune of Waltzing matilda. We don't want Kinnear here We don't want Kinnear here We don't want Kinnear here Any Fucking More Repeat ad nauseum.

I hate to bang on but where the fuck are NUSC and their media contacts?

Whatever happened to no one man being bigger than a football club? Fucking ludicrous that his contract should stipulate that the club owner remains for the duration of his contract. You dont want to move to a second rate club on the understanding the man in charge is going to spend just to find out the man in charge ditches it. I can understand where he is coming from. Look at where Man City are in the league. I imagine he would have a ridiculously low get out clause for if they get relegated too. Which would be fucking hilarious if they spent hundreds of millions in Jan. Fancy Man City bringing about the end of a Saudi prince lol

Pedant. He dictated it Hess wrote it. Hitler had various rooms to himself at Landesburg prison and a exotic elements of his ontarage could visit willy nilly. He took presents and gave tea parties some afternoons. Wrting MK was sometimes a chore and Hess made up stuff as they went along. They were also encouraged and led by one of two Catholic priests that had taken a liking to Hiltler who was already becoming someone who could be used for other ends. Don't believe da hype. So which bit did Hess make up then?

Pedant. He dictated it Hess wrote it.

Did she also not protect one of her butlers who like to rape new footmen?

Yes I didnt make the rules or disallow the goal just explaining what happened on the TV.

What the kid said, the highlights does not show rooney knocking it on first then running away. On the live game you see Rooney go across put the ball in the corner then back heel it out a touch. Apparently he should have said to the linesman that he was taking the kick before he did this which he forgot. Then Giggs comes and completes the move. All ROoney's fault according to someone on the Sky commentary.

Unfortunately for you they've all belonged to hairy arsed blokes.

I have talked apart the odd pair of legs.

Saw someone pick up a Clarice Jug for £30 cos it was in North Shields and no one had heard of her.