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  1. Hanks to buy LA Galaxy season ticket Wednesday February 28, 10:25 AM By WENN Click to enlarge photo Victoria Beckham was amazed when she met Tom Hanks recently, and the Oscar-winning actor promised to buy a season ticket to watch her husband David play football with his new team LA Galaxy. Former Spice Girl Victoria and David are moving to Los Angeles later this year, after he signed a GBP128 million contract to play with the club. And Forrest Gump star Hanks is keen to watch as much David Beckham soccer as he can. Victoria says, "I was at a party the other day when Tom Hanks came bounding over. "He said, 'I'm so thrilled you and David are coming over. I'm going to get a season ticket to watch LA Galaxy now.' "All the time he was talking I was just thinking, 'It's Forrest Gump! And he knows who I am!' "I don't know if I'll ever get used to that when we move (to Los Angeles). I don't get out much, really. I'm usually with David and the boys." Firstly I am waiting for a complete denial from Tom Hanks publicists and secondly didnt she mean to add to make sure he isn't knobbing the nanny allegedley (sp).
  2. Meant to be 'U and ME'. Really wow thought people looked at me funny when I said that.
  3. Article in the National Geographic this month about it. I haven't read it all yet but I imagine it involves extrapolation with the assumption the rest of the Universe is similar to what we can observe locally, as well as observation of the remnants of previous supernovas. Scientific for guess. when you ASSUME you make an ASS out of yourself.
  4. According to this website http://www.ps.uci.edu/~silvestr/thesis/THESIS/node4.html Only 5 known Supernovas have been known to exist. Therefore your initial premise is a bit shaky.
  5. Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom is a forensic alchemist for the City Watch and one of the first dwarfs to be openly female, changing her name to Cheri. Her name translates in Dwarfish as Sh'rt'azs ('shortarse'). Her family lives in Überwald, except for her late brother Snorey who died in a gas explosion somewhere under Borogravia. She is introduced in Feet of Clay and appears in all subsequent Watch novels, most notably The Fifth Elephant. A webcomic features her (The Adventures of Cheery Littlebottom). Cheery was promoted to Sergeant shortly prior to Thud!. Fuck me, Pratchett didn't half write some shit. cheers Cath.....but I am still a bit in the dark ??? I am likened to an "openly" female dwarf ??? I just imagine you as being small that's all. It's your avatar that does it. ok ??? It's more than that. She is a character who is causing shockwaves in her community and leading the fight against crime. It's a nerdy fanboy thing TBH but none of the similies are derogatory just funny to someone who knows the characters and reads the posts. Or maybe just me cos I am bored at work
  6. Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom is a forensic alchemist for the City Watch and one of the first dwarfs to be openly female, changing her name to Cheri. Her name translates in Dwarfish as Sh'rt'azs ('shortarse'). Her family lives in Überwald, except for her late brother Snorey who died in a gas explosion somewhere under Borogravia. She is introduced in Feet of Clay and appears in all subsequent Watch novels, most notably The Fifth Elephant. A webcomic features her (The Adventures of Cheery Littlebottom). Cheery was promoted to Sergeant shortly prior to Thud!. Fuck me, Pratchett didn't half write some shit. He is a great satirist. Flat worlds balanced on elephants balanced on the back of a turtle?! He's a fucking nutter, man! he completely subverts the benre playing on our prejudices. ANd the reference needs deeper reading of him than radgi being an openly female dwarf. It's incredibly deep actually. And Pratchett takes the piss. When told that JK Rowling said she didn't realise she was writing Fantasy he said "Didn't she? I thought all of the witches, wizards, giants and unicorns might have given her a clue".
  7. Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom is a forensic alchemist for the City Watch and one of the first dwarfs to be openly female, changing her name to Cheri. Her name translates in Dwarfish as Sh'rt'azs ('shortarse'). Her family lives in Überwald, except for her late brother Snorey who died in a gas explosion somewhere under Borogravia. She is introduced in Feet of Clay and appears in all subsequent Watch novels, most notably The Fifth Elephant. A webcomic features her (The Adventures of Cheery Littlebottom). Cheery was promoted to Sergeant shortly prior to Thud!. Fuck me, Pratchett didn't half write some shit. cheers Cath.....but I am still a bit in the dark ??? I am likened to an "openly" female dwarf ??? I just imagine you as being small that's all. It's your avatar that does it.
  8. Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom is a forensic alchemist for the City Watch and one of the first dwarfs to be openly female, changing her name to Cheri. Her name translates in Dwarfish as Sh'rt'azs ('shortarse'). Her family lives in Überwald, except for her late brother Snorey who died in a gas explosion somewhere under Borogravia. She is introduced in Feet of Clay and appears in all subsequent Watch novels, most notably The Fifth Elephant. A webcomic features her (The Adventures of Cheery Littlebottom). Cheery was promoted to Sergeant shortly prior to Thud!. Fuck me, Pratchett didn't half write some shit. He is a great satirist.
  9. They made an appointment but he couldn't see them. Sorry
  10. Best Johnny Cash - One love U2 Worst Will Young - Light my fire The Doors.
  11. Garraway has lost far too much weight. Looks like her heads been in a vice. And she wears some fucking HIDEOUS clobber. Aye, I like meat with my veg. It's a sad day, but I have to let her go. Dirty Claire on the other hand... Is the most annoying character on a tv show ever.
  12. He is managing director of hat trick promotions.
  13. Is on 4 On Demand. Well cool. Going to change my MSN name to Badvoc.
  14. nope me offt h e mora .... ya lucky duck # me am lucky but not for the pseeudios ??//// This only really works for those Pratchett fans who have read Thud but. A toontastic night out for the girls would have Catmag as Sergeant Angua, Toplass as Tawnee, Toonraider as Sally, and Ragi as Cheery. Ya gona have to explain Mr Gloves, ive not read it. It is pretty much impossible to explain if you haven't read the discworld series but if you have it's very funny. I've looked it up as I have no clue either, and I appear to be a practical and level-headed werewolf You're a pole dancer, Linz For gods sake dont tell Ragi what she is.
  15. nope me offt h e mora .... ya lucky duck # me am lucky but not for the pseeudios ??//// This only really works for those Pratchett fans who have read Thud but. A toontastic night out for the girls would have Catmag as Sergeant Angua, Toplass as Tawnee, Toonraider as Sally, and Ragi as Cheery. Ya gona have to explain Mr Gloves, ive not read it. It is pretty much impossible to explain if you haven't read the discworld series but if you have it's very funny.
  16. nope me offt h e mora .... ya lucky duck # me am lucky but not for the pseeudios ??//// This only really works for those Pratchett fans who have read Thud but. A toontastic night out for the girls would have Catmag as Sergeant Angua, Toplass as Tawnee, Toonraider as Sally, and Ragi as Cheery.
  17. bigoted ? LOL Shame that you think I know fcuk all, but when I ask YOU something about the club, YOU know fuck all and don't reply. Standard reply tbh well, I am waiting for a clever dickhead like you to correct me ???? If you can........... Surprise surprise.........clever clogs can't reply ....... reply to what fuckwit. And I thinbk pud said it best when he said. If you win an argument on the internet you're still a loser. And you win loads. In that small head of yours. You are bigotted by the way. Your vitriol against Muslims has proved that. whatever. You are either right or wrong. And you have no idea of how well this current board has moved the club forward, because you are a Keegan bandwagon jumper. Fuckwit. Shame you can't let people answer their own questions .... I take it you think Muslim vitroil towards Britain and our way of life is OK ? Until someone near you is a victim of a terrorist act though, then you will change your tune. Fuckwit. Not all muslims are like that. Wanker that you are. And I have witnessed many terrorist attacks. by christians on christians. I think you are a fuck monkey of the highest order. Show me a link where I say all muslims are like that, fuck monkey ? Difficult to believe you have witnessed anything to be honest or anything you say at all, when it is clearly can't even read properly. Nor do you have any idea of the club and the state it was in, that you say you supported pre-1992. You should go to the Middle East by the way, wanker, then you would see who the real intolerant racists are. I served in Northern ireland and the first gulf war cocksucker. I am surprised you are so tolerant of the wankers then, in fact, that goes for all terrorists. My FAther in Law is Irish, from Belfast, and he hates the IRA and all other similar scumbags. I also fail to see how you don't feel the same, having just read what you have posted. Because not all Catholics are members of the IRA not all Muslims are terrorists. If you don't let go of your anger it will consume you. Or at least get you a kicking one day. WTF happened to the quote system????
  18. bigoted ? LOL Shame that you think I know fcuk all, but when I ask YOU something about the club, YOU know fuck all and don't reply. Standard reply tbh well, I am waiting for a clever dickhead like you to correct me ???? If you can........... Surprise surprise.........clever clogs can't reply ....... reply to what fuckwit. And I thinbk pud said it best when he said. If you win an argument on the internet you're still a loser. And you win loads. In that small head of yours. You are bigotted by the way. Your vitriol against Muslims has proved that. whatever. You are either right or wrong. And you have no idea of how well this current board has moved the club forward, because you are a Keegan bandwagon jumper. Fuckwit. Shame you can't let people answer their own questions .... I take it you think Muslim vitroil towards Britain and our way of life is OK ? Until someone near you is a victim of a terrorist act though, then you will change your tune. Fuckwit. Not all muslims are like that. Wanker that you are. And I have witnessed many terrorist attacks. by christians on christians. I think you are a fuck monkey of the highest order. Show me a link where I say all muslims are like that, fuck monkey ? Difficult to believe you have witnessed anything to be honest or anything you say at all, when it is clearly can't even read properly. Nor do you have any idea of the club and the state it was in, that you say you supported pre-1992. You should go to the Middle East by the way, wanker, then you would see who the real intolerant racists are. http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...ic=8833&hl=
  19. bigoted ? LOL Shame that you think I know fcuk all, but when I ask YOU something about the club, YOU know fuck all and don't reply. Standard reply tbh well, I am waiting for a clever dickhead like you to correct me ???? If you can........... Surprise surprise.........clever clogs can't reply ....... reply to what fuckwit. And I thinbk pud said it best when he said. If you win an argument on the internet you're still a loser. And you win loads. In that small head of yours. You are bigotted by the way. Your vitriol against Muslims has proved that. whatever. You are either right or wrong. And you have no idea of how well this current board has moved the club forward, because you are a Keegan bandwagon jumper. Fuckwit. Shame you can't let people answer their own questions .... I take it you think Muslim vitroil towards Britain and our way of life is OK ? Until someone near you is a victim of a terrorist act though, then you will change your tune. Fuckwit. Not all muslims are like that. Wanker that you are. And I have witnessed many terrorist attacks. by christians on christians. I think you are a fuck monkey of the highest order. Show me a link where I say all muslims are like that, fuck monkey ? Difficult to believe you have witnessed anything to be honest or anything you say at all, when it is clearly can't even read properly. Nor do you have any idea of the club and the state it was in, that you say you supported pre-1992. You should go to the Middle East by the way, wanker, then you would see who the real intolerant racists are. I served in Northern ireland and the first gulf war cocksucker.
  20. Aurora Snow - The babysitter Cheyenee Silver - The Babysitter
  21. Simon Cowell who thinks that chick that won xfactor is better than Bob Dylan.
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