Kevin Carr's Gloves

who're you going to leave you liver and kidneys to? They're not worth having at the moment, therefore no-one. Or Branstson's

Jimbo blatantly trying to put us and the police off the scent by brazenly showing us his proximity to the murders. I went off Jimbo's scent ages ago.

Your lass still at school!! Pervo.

Want me to start a countdown to home time thread? Normally I'm not arsed because I quite like work, but today with a hangover I just want it to end, now. Like work ????? Wierd concept, but yes, I do. I really hope I never have to do a job I don't enjoy again tbh. kudos to you ...I fuckin hate mine I like mine but it means a lot of people don't like me anymore.

You're on Reral is spanish for real. So why aren't Real called Reral Madrid? Because Real is Spanish for Royal. I know I bit but I am still excited.

Bomber likes that.

Apparently rumours payment was to be made in gold bullion with a funny cross like logo on them are untrue.

Casino? Season Ticket price-Hikes? Once debt is paid off if planned correctly due to our fan base and possible foreign market inroads we would be classed as a hell of an investment. If we were to actually win something / compete we would be massive again.

Fletcher out!!!

You're on Reral is spanish for real.

can i bet £10 on someone from barca saying it will be nice to play a reral english team. lack of capitals due to typing one handed.

you praying for the takeover or Leazes hanging himself? The takeover it would be too much fun leazes baiting when we win the league for him to hang himself.

Bastards.

Spoilsports.

I feel like Will Ferrel in elf when he run's round the shop screaming "Santa's coming Santa's coming"

This is exciting.

Glasgow Cally. Fuck me! I dread to think what that place is like. Buckfast on draught I presume. I tried a bottle of that once just in case I was missing out on something. I wasn't. I have never touched it. It smells like medicine. Apparently has more caffeine in it than red bull and loads of other stuff which is why it send's people mental.

Glasgow Cally.

I had a drink with my dinner, drunken bint. Some of us can go out without having to stagger home bleary eyed, and hammer drunkenly on the keyboard when we get in. After reading the word hammer I didn't think the word keyboard was going to follow.

She is also a rip off of a fast show chatracter. You've mentioned that before (the Caroline Aherne school girl), although she isn't that similar imo. I'm not a massive fan of little Little Britain but I think Matt Lucas is the funnier of the two. I thought Vicky Pollard perfectly captured the all-pervasive charva in society though. Marjorie Daws has her moments too. Actually I think I dislike it so much I look for reasons to slag it off.

In the students union. I will be the middle aged bald one out with all the 17-18 year olds. I will look like someones sad dad. But it's £1.50 a pint so I will be shit faced later.

She is also a rip off of a fast show chatracter.

Expecting Freddy to use his windfall to celebrate. "5,000 sausage and bean bakes please".

I am not going to go overboard on the celebrations as chnage is always a time of trepidation. However I think the financial backing together with clear headed planning and no more of this geordie family crap (As an aside I would love a team of geordies with a geordie manager but only if they're the best at what they do not at all costs). Roeder will still be manager for the time being and should be backed but i think a restructure at the end of the season would be a good start.