Kevin Carr's Gloves

Ah the dimness of youth, how I miss it Can't remember Pele carrying a team to the World Cup Can't remember Pele winning an Italian championship for a relatively unknown club Can't remember Pele scoring goals in many different countries (That didn't include MSL) The only reason Maradona isn't considered more widespread to be better than Pele is because he isn't an ambassador the way Pele is. Plus he can probably still get a hard-on, blatant sympathy vote tbh Didnt he do that in 50 something when he was about 10? Pele was IMO better but that is all people have when it comes to comparing footballers of different era's.

Think Newcastle's night life has gone downhill a lot in the last 5 years full of stag and hen nights and outsiders. I enjoyed it more when Haymarket was for rock fans the quayside for indie geeks and the bigg market for your pop lovers. The riverside was a great alt club / venue for bands but now it's all for poseurs.

Seeing as you like Mills by definition that makes Wogan and absolute saint of a man.

It was you!!!!!!! I f*cking hate mills and cannot understand why he is on radio1. Must have sucked some serious cock.

Anybody else think we do much better without Carr and Baba?

Thank you I basically think the only difference between now and 1996 is we have not had a better manager than Keegan. You can say the chairman/board etc are the ones who choose the manager, and that is of course correct, but it wasn't Sir John who chose Keegan was it ..... good management or lucky as fuck ????? The only thing I can add, is again - the fact that we are still a top club - on merit - with basically the same board and major shareholders. I am NOT defending anyone, just posting the truth. I LIKED Sir John better than Shepherd - even though he still spouted the same sort of "geordie nation" bollocks, but because the team was doing better, nobody was bothered, which again is a point I have mentioned before. Just because the team hasn't done as well under the previous chairman as the current one, doesn't make the current one crap. And - do you believe anything that SJH said at the time about "a price for the pocket", "giving the club to the people",.....that was just as much bollocks as some things Shepherd has said...did you honestly believe that crap ? As with most boards, they will only get away with so many disappointing managerial appointments, but that in itself will make them a victim of the initial success. So who chose Keegan then? Didn't call us all thick though did he? Not at the moment we are'nt. Ask Sky and the BBC et al. We were but due to our last few mediocre campaigns they have us tranked the same as Bolton, Fulham, and the likes. And currently behind Aston Villa and EVerton. Freddie Fletcher chose Keegan. I thought everybody knew that. Because he had been in a similar role at Rangers, and he chose the fuckpig Souness who revived interest before a ball was kicked, he indentified at Newcastle the same need to generate massive interest as quickly as possible. So he suggested Keegan, for that reason. I suppose people who jumped onto the Keegan bandwagon may not have done .... Keegan says on page 205 in his book "Neither George Forbes nor Peter Mallinger knew that on Monday 3 February 1992 I was being asked to take over as Newcastle Manager on the Wednesday. When it came to the crunch, it was Fletcher, Shepherd and Douglas Hall who wanted me to replace Ossie Ardiles". Remember also how SJH went back on his word to fund money to Keegan and help him save the club from relegation, whick Keegan describes in detail ? Good managment ? And - in the summer - guess who went to Spain to persuade Keegan to sign a proper contract ? Fletcher, Hall Jnr and Shepherd . Keegan says this on page 220 of his book. I thought everyone knew that too..... As for your last line, those clubs are also above Liverpool and Arsenal at the moment As KevinCarrsGloves [does he know who Kevin Carr was ?] says I haven't proved him wrong, he can answer this ? In fact, you all can. Don't let the facts blind you into believing that someone else should get the credit though ..... intelligent chaps like you lot can read, so you say ...... bump....again According to Renton, I made this up I'm sure with his qualifications and because he's such a clever, clever, intelligent man who is always right and knows everything about everything, can give his opinion or maybe even different facts deedeedeedeedee ho hum....... I'll think you may find that answering a question doesn't prove me wrong. Also KK say's Fletcher Hall Jnr and Shepherd went out to spain to get him to come. That doesn't mean Hall Snr had no input into his choice as manager.

signifies everything that is wrong about some of you lot on here. Shame, again, but I think most of you know fuck all. No experience of life, no knowledge of the football club, nothing. BTW....ref the points about brain tumours, I know they can remain undetected and show no symptoms, they can also remain undetected while showing undiagnosed symptoms. Just a point. I don't agree with what he said about you Leazes but in this you're arguing with someone who trained to be a doctor and still works in medicine (i.e. Renton) about something you know far less about (i.e. brain tumours). Bit daft and misses the point anyway, don't you think mate? Well Alex.......if you are saying its pointless arguing with someone more experienced than you ... in that case that makes pretty much everyone on here inferior to me when they start talking about Newcastle United... not that I would go around calling someone a moron just because they don't know as much as me or anything. My last comment about brain tumours is a fact. And Renton is a prick. Period. I see Renton doesn't answer my question about his age etc...I just know that he is one of those wankers who was attracted back to the club by the very board he now slags off at every turn whatever they do, which in any way you wish to look at it, is the actions of an idiot. You asked me about my age. The words 10 watt light bulb spring to mind. I asked Renton too. What was that about light bulbs. Smart lad.... When did you start supporting Newcastle ? AS I SAID EARLIER GRANDAD I AM 38 AND HAVE BEEN SUPPORTING THEM SINCE I WAS 8 Bloody hell is it your memory that is going or have you not got your readers on. And before you say anything about ageism then you should know that it works both ways.

I am so glad I was wrong.

I am part time now so only getting single time.

I am at work with nothing to do bored out of my skull.

They shouldn't be called RnB as there is no longer a blues element. I understand that this idea has been pinched from another thread on here somewhere but I couldn't be arsed to look it up and reference it.

Mungo: "They call me Mungo the evasive" ROman: "Why" Mungo: "Who wants to know?"

true.. best thing to do is let them all go on their own and just say yes to whatever suggestions they make....much easier in the long run No cos they demand you take an interest. I just kept saying "I don't care where we get married because the important thing is I am marrying you (the wife) and nothing can make that a bad thing". Worked eventually.

I was lucky. Was always going to be the local church and the Hilton EK or another hotel whose name escapes me. I did very little looking around.

Every car parked in this way should meet with an accident causing monetary damage.

Not allowed to use wikipedia. Besides this was just targeted at Gemmill.

Anybody got some good links on his influence on German unification? Actually just going for a Gemmill hat trick.

Tramadol physio and a stunning back support make this possible. Plus it's once a month for an hour. My back is just too fucked to make a career of bending over and heavy lifting AKA plumbing.

We will be bottom tonight

Trying to tell the young uns about this and how great it was. Anybody know where I may be able to get links and video clips? I have searched Yahoo and there is nowt on it.

Can someone explain to me how this person has a singing contract?. She is by far the worst singer I have ever heard. SHaun Ryder actually holds a note better than she does. Literally sounds like a cat being tortured.

I also wouldn't class the Alonso goal as an error. he slipped. Our outfield players do it all the time. It's just unfortunate that his slip cost a fluke of a goal.

Hope you have / had a wonderful day and your blokes face looks like a plasterers radio

I love toplasses drunken typos.

I get my back waxed every month. Lasses are soft as sh*te.