Kevin Carr's Gloves

*cough* Luque *cough* proof *cough* proof stupid rumour *cough* stupid rumour shit board sell best players like Gazza, Beardsley, Waddle *cough* shit board sell best players like Gazza, Beardsley and Gazza shit board qualify for europe 4 times in 30 years *cough" shit board qualify for europe 4 times in 30 years.. Fantastically funny as always by those who believe "rumours"...... ........ And where exactly did you hear these "rumours" ?????????? Your CIU club in Belfast [that is where you are from isn't it ?] Brillant, you couldn;t make it up......... Won something then *cough* won nowt since *cough* would swap ten years of qualification *cough* for one year of actual achievment *cough*. Change the record *cough* you boring twat *cough* Also get some Tixylix *cough* for that annoying cough *cough*

Good point but in fairness Maldini didn't marry a horrible spice girl so I will pick him over Beckham everytime

Could name a few more than that like. COuld name a hell of a lot more. I don't think he would be in my top 100.

This should have happened to Ben Thatcher.

Easily one of the best managers in the world imo. Can't believe the stick he get's from bitter ex footballers on talksport cos he never played.

I thought the title said MacPherson Stroking Finnigan. Was a bit shocked as to what it was about.

Get carter was spoiled by Michael Caines cockney accent for me.

No you still spell quiet wrong. I am going to be a teacher when I finish Uni btw.

Riding my horse through my newly planted forest of deciduous trees in the northumberland hills in the sun.

There should be a cull of cats they are decimating the hedgerow bird population.

I hate to be pedantic.... but I am so. Far too quiet

I see what your saying but like I said I think his idea was to give McCoist and the celtic bloke the coaching duties with him being more a director of football. Giving him the space to do both roles. I think the SFA are guilty of shooting themselves in the foot. Probably didn't want to be seen sharing someone with Rangers for obvious reasons.

...if you consider shafting your own country "a good job" then I agree. The guy's gone down a lot in my estimation. Why. He was prepared to do a dual role giving McCoist more responsibility at Rangers. Seems to me more of a case of the SFA spitting the dummy. I think both the Scotland and Rangers jobs (though very different) are both full-time jobs. I can fully understand the SFA's point of view. Scotland job is not full time. Part time at best with the right infrastructure. No national coach really works full time. How the FA managed to pay Sven so much for what he did is beyond me.

I have got to say I slagged him off for Martins and SIb but they seem to be performing quite well now. Apart from penalties obviously.

The matador is ok in a quirky Pierce Brosnan kind of way.

Not the worst thing done to me by far. After my car accident I was in a German hospital where they constantly took my temperature the alternative way. I thought this was just routine until I said something at the british military hospital and all the nurses laughed at me. Said something like "When am I gonna get the thermometer up the arse treatment??? In the mouth? It wasn't like this in Germany, let me tell you!" Sounds like that was blatantly a bit of revenge for the war by the Germans. First time they came to take my temp I rolled on my side and whipped me jim jams down. They were pissing themselves laughing. Also got my wheelchair confiscated when I was in London.

Not the worst thing done to me by far. After my car accident I was in a German hospital where they constantly took my temperature the alternative way. I thought this was just routine until I said something at the british military hospital and all the nurses laughed at me.

...if you consider shafting your own country "a good job" then I agree. The guy's gone down a lot in my estimation. Why. He was prepared to do a dual role giving McCoist more responsibility at Rangers. Seems to me more of a case of the SFA spitting the dummy.

In what way have Rangers broken the rules? Think he means Rangers have broken SFA rules by appointing Walter Smith as manager. To my mind though, this is surely more about Walter Smith being a turncoat than it is about Rangers "tapping up" the Scottish national coach. Surely? If they are guilty of tapping up I think the max fine is a couple of hundred grand. Plus they asked the SFA if they could approach him they said no and Walter Smith resigned which he has every right to do. Rangers could point out they were willing to share Smith but it was the SFA who refused to allow him the dual role. GeordieMessiah I am agreeing with you I just re read this and it sounds a little argumentative.

Due to my heart thing I had to have regular ECG's. for which the nurses had to shave a ptch of my chest. One of them thought it would be funny to shave the patch in the shape of a heart. So the others decided to follow suit. Kept the wife amused for ages.

Miss Potter. An absolutely delightful film and made me and the missus cry a bit. Oh and I'll add the myself.

In what way have Rangers broken the rules?

I have always thought he is over rated. cant go past people his speciality was to receive balls up from the defender and put in crosses. He was I will concede the best in the game at this but in everything else I.E. movement off the ball tackling and creation he was over rated.

Almost makes me wish I could see Ian Wright and Alan Hansen do after match punditry. That's almost but not quite.