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good to see us win 2 golds. neither of the girls are going to be meeja darlings though. one of thems got a very hydrodynamic nose ( or one that could open bottles tbh!) as for that diving, we weren't at the races to mix metaphors. chinese were a different class.

got an n82 and the gps is great. its better than the n95 as the camera's flash actually works as its a proper unit as oppsed to the LED shite on the n95. the gps module actually works in a car as well. unlike the n95 (bear in mind cars with heater elements in their screens will fuck with a phones GPS sensor)...

neither. both were shit, really shit....

did a cover of this and drum and bassed it up a bit. it was shit. the original one is a classic....

especially if Louise Taylor is writing. some of their coverage is ok. this one however is well wide of the mark....

I just hope it'll be closer than last year!

The club What heaven sounds like "They've had a good afternoon. Here they are looking for number five. Philip Albert... Ooooooh! Absolutely glorious!" v Manchester United, 1996 Then and now 1893: Formed from the union of Newcastle West End and Newcastle East End, their first home League match at St James' brings in gate receipts of about 40 pence. 2008: generating that sort of income every split second from vol au vent sales in the Platinum Suite alone. The credit cruncher Mike Ashley. Rated as the 54th richest man in Britain with a personal fortune of £1.4bn. The sportswear magnate was once described as "Britain's answer to Howard Hughes", yet now seems happy to wobble his enormous tummy in front of thousands of total strangers. Their prospects Despite his vast fortune and fondness for the Toon Army Ashley has been reluctant to invest heavily in the squad and has imposed a wage cap, with the result that the team is short of depth. Much will depend on the fitness of Michael Owen and Mark Viduka - hardly a reassuring sentence given their histories. Mission for Doctor Who Bring back Hughie Gallagher. The Scottish forward whose goals and mercurial skill led Toon to their last League title back in 1927. Combination of brilliance, belligerence (after one game he once pushed the ref into a bath) and drinking would delight fans and headline writers alike. See the ground on Google Earth Search "St James' Park" to see the fabulous if lopsided stadium, from the air appearing a fusion of two different grounds. The players International game St James' Park is truly cosmopolitan with a rich mix of South Americans, Europeans and Africans plus an Australian and a Canadian. None speaks with such an impenetrable accent as Terry McDermott, however. Fab enough for Fabio Guthrie. This neat and busy midfielder would surely make an ideal stand-in for Gareth Barry. Breaking through Kazenga LuaLua. Teenage forward from the Congo whose older brother Lomana used to delight the Tyneside public with his acrobatic goal celebrations. Kazenga is fast and tricky and should get a chance to show off his tumbling skills a bit this season. Newcastle's got talent Geremi has claimed that if he wasn't a footballer he'd like to be a private detective. Since moving to St James' Park he certainly seems to have perfected the art of moving around so stealthily nobody notices him. Who'll give 110% Shay Given. Top-class Irish goalkeeper and loyal club servant who has done an admirable job disguising the Mags' defensive frailties for over a decade. Thousands of Geordie bairns have been named in his honour. Who'll give 1,000% Joey Barton. The player who is to the anger management industry what sweat is to deodorant. Story of the summer Ashley insists that in future the players must pay for their club suits ... Keegan asks for more transfer funds ... Barton talks to his lawyers. The manager Kevin Keegan Here are your best bits Reviving Newcastle when they were near the bottom of the Second Division; almost winning the Premier League; signing Alan Shearer; England's first competitive win over Germany for 34 years in 2000. His tactics board says "Score one more than them. Entertain. Pray Shay has good game." His Post-It notes say "Find out what Dennis Wise does" ... "Buy eccentric South American striker" ... "Take deep breaths before post-match interviews" New face Danny Guthrie from Liverpool, undisclosed Described by Kevin Keegan as 'a mix between Paul Bracewell and Rob Lee'. The Shropshire lad is a box-to-box midfielder fighting with Joey Barton for a place. Not, literally, of course. 'Pocket general' status beckons. Last season Points per game v top four 0.13 v the rest 1.40 FA Cup 4th round Carling Cup 3rd round League discipline Y59 R1 Top scorer Owen 11 Fair play league 15th In this dog-eat-dog league they're... A Border Collie A breed that used to be associated with shearers, but is now frequently made available to more cosmopolitan owners. Instantly recognisable because of its black and white coat, which it can be seen in whatever the season.

my theory is that last season he wasn't properly fit and was therefore unable to show his true form. sadly i think his legs are going slightly and he won't be a big success this term. for me the best winger in the league was petrov last season, now if we had a player of his quality, then we'd be talking...

RIP.

Given Beye Faye Collocinni Enrique Gutierrez Butt Guthrie Duff Owen Martins won't be enough. unless we play them on the counter....

hows about not doing it....

the one where you cock a leg as if pissing like a mangy hound.

any obvious records going to go? for the record the mens 100m will definitely go in my opinion.

he has been with keegan, as his number 2 or thereabouts pretty much all through his career in management. I wouldn't worry. we've still got the worlds best bookies runner (terry mac)....

i've seen him live once and he wasn't all that but is still a ledge.....

LA in '84 was canny good. Totally OTT like. It had a rocket man and about 30 grand pianos that appeared in the Colosseum iirc. Most of the winners in that were drug cheats. Flo jo had more concoctions in her bloodstream than me during my pill popping times! looking forward to the heptatholon as our girls nearly good enough for a medal. also the dwarf wrestling and the fisting. Flo-Jo won her golds at Seoul in '88 iirc bugger, you are right. still stands though.

nice.

shame. i'd love to see him live, hes got a great voice and a lovely haircut.

LA in '84 was canny good. Totally OTT like. It had a rocket man and about 30 grand pianos that appeared in the Colosseum iirc. Most of the winners in that were drug cheats. Flo jo had more concoctions in her bloodstream than me during my pill popping times! looking forward to the heptatholon as our girls nearly good enough for a medal. also the dwarf wrestling and the fisting.

torres jo yak santa cruz if he goes to a club that can get him good service.

fantastic coach and manager. legend.

hmmmn sounds really bad or just another shite pre season friendly.....

what, in that he has a head. totally different player imho. though you are right about his free kicks, they are good.

awful soundtrack, but great video as per usual 2j. would have thought some 88 euro house would have been more apt, bearing in mind the person on the vid!

baptista and bullard. come on... there has to be better players available than these 2....