luckyluke

LAT reg post.

It's not even midday man!

Got a job interview on Tuesday so really need to prepare but 1. Weather is awesome 2. Orgy of sport on TV 3. Amazing gorgeous nympho girlfriend coming round in a bit 4. Knackered despite sleeping a bit overnight & work tomorrow.

You'll need a lot more to drink if you're going to brave a visit to Yorkshire.

I saw them all and slept for five hours

Oooooh get her In my defence it was 3am and I'd just got back from a cardiac arrest.

Fuck the fuck off with that fucking shit you fucking fuck!

Spot on, the useless cunts.

What a day! Pelanties at OT...

Indeed, the poster girl of the games stepping up. If she wins, and it looks like she should, it will be THE iconic moment of the games. I'm very jealous, will start work at half 8, so if any ill patients think they're getting treated before half nine they can fuck right off.

How Renton was going to flounce off until Leazes was banished but he's just getting infuriated in exactly the same way by somebody else...* ...or is he? Maybe Wolfy is just another incarnation of the old bugger (or another piece of software/bot for those who believed he was) sent to infuriate us in other ways. They got on reasonably well during the overlap period I recall. You do wonder.... *I know that it wasn't just the perpetual debates with Leazes, he'd started hunting down Renton in other threads and was getting a bit personal.

Maybe the public have just got stupider. Most areas of society are nosediving, why should music be any different?

Her mate Katarina isn't too bad either, just add me for one hell of an athletic threesome.

Careful, wykiki will be upset.

I think Wolfy should give us a comprehensive list of things he DOES believe in for clarification.

The run up for that free kick. I remember my grandad showing me how he did it in the garden

Radiohead for me too. I've come to like a lot of older stuff (e.g. Dire Straights also!) but seeing as I wasn't really there or only just born 'at the time' that's not really the same thing.

Photoshopped

A friend of a friend found his stolen camera on eBay, told the police and they found a load of other nicked stuff at the thief's flat which was duly returned to its owners and the guy got done. Result.

Oooooh I'm sure that as that establishment is not an official sponsor they could be in the shit for using the word 'Olympic'. Boils my piss that stuff. On a happier note, there's an adult shop in Leeds with a sign informing patrons that "Goods are available from rear entrance".

Some time ago, The Fish posted a picture of a large man standing next to a cow, that had 'What' written on it. I would welcome that picture now, if our blazered balding bravado brother would be so kind.

It is a big IF but if one/both of the teams do well and get a medal (quite possible) then maybe the FAs will have a change of hearts. Here's hoping anyway.

I was just thinking that. You'd think the Olympics would help.