luckyluke

CrimsonFault is.

It's all that curry he eats.

Oh, and Renton, you've got me wrong. I don't want Chelsea to win things, I just don't see how people can moan about them spending money when they're only doing what every other club before them has done. 70280[/snapback] No other club has had a bottemless pit of money to fund their transfers. Even ManUre at their peak were relatively constrained in their spending. This is typical of Chelsea fans (or their admirers such as yourself) and one of the reasons I don't like them - their blanket refusal to admit that their circumstances are different, and are where they are merely through good management and playing well.

It's not the money, it's the club. 70236[/snapback] I know. But surely any move he made would have to involve a paycut, which is hardly 'an offer he couldn't refuse'.

What a lovely thread.

No room for me then? 70340[/snapback] No, now leave or taste lead, you good-for-nuthin rattlesnake.

It was torpedoed with Noel Edmonds. Sadly he survived. 70227[/snapback] That man has a lot of blood on his hands tbh. 70235[/snapback] Nearly did John Peel in apparently. That game show he does is part of his probation.

Snob!

Kieron Dyer's toilet roll is made of £50 notes.

Only snobs refuse to eat nothing but Heinz. They're baked beans ffs, not fillets of venison.

It was torpedoed with Noel Edmonds. Sadly he survived.

The smiley of post-masturbatory satisfaction.

One of Atomic Kitten used to be a page 3 model. Not sure which one though.

Surely Chel$ki would match and beat any offer Barca made though?

Luque. I've seen enough already.

I remember another story about him - tried the "don't you know who I am" routine at a club on the Quayside. Unfortunately the bouncers didn't.

With charm like that you might just have a chance. Seriously.

That's what I'm talking about.

I think Mark's been on the WKD again...

I think Mark's been on the WKD again...

Probably not, but I wouldn't expect people to like us as most Chelski fans do. I'm not sure how comfortable I'd feel with Roman's roubles' rather dubious source

Although I did like the bit with the death metal band singing Christmas carols.

I think it's gone downhill, Mark Lamarr has his head up his arse. How I remember the days where he was routinely humiliated by Vic and Bob.

"Have these breasts been enhanced?" No and neither has your career you rubber-titted charity case. Fuck off my television.

The NO lot are more pathetic tbh.