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Of course stable is better than unstable but most victims of cardiac arrest suffer profound neurological damage as the brain is starved of oxygen even if they do get the heart started again. Obviously guessing but he's probably sedated on a ventilator atm. I'd wait til they turn the sedation off in a day or two before getting too optimistic. As Cath says out of hospital arrests have a dire prognosis, but with expert bystander CPR he's got the best chance given the circumstances. We've had a couple of patients on ICU recently where their relatives commenced CPR as soon as they collapsed and they've made decent neurological recoveries.

The Most Exotic Marigold Hotel. Flimsy contrivance to get Dench et all out to India but a such a cast simply cannot fail to deliver, a very enjoyable way to while away an afternoon. Nice cinematography of the Indian sun highlighting their withering faces n'all!

if only the toon were as consistent as KSA.

I hope you've punished yourself appropriately. Wolves have lost home to Blackburn, the latter's first clean sheet of the season!

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel

Congratulations, hopefully this will be the end of people depositing their testicles on your timepiece.

My housemate has unplugged my freezer and everything has defrosted. can I just re-freeze it all or am I going to get the squits from my sausages/mince etc?

Tell us more about the dry fisting..

I was sticking up for you (albeit in a tongue in cheek way). We all feel like that sometimes - I certainly have recently. But it's a fine evening, work is better and I've met someone who's really great- so you never know what is around the corner. Although you shouldn't just sit around waiting for something - make it happen.

Tbf to MT if you can't feel wallow in self pity on an Internet message board then where can you?

Messi's career only really took off after he was inspired by Shola's performance in the Nou Camp in 2003.

Having a previous heart attack at the age of 36 suggests he wasn't the healthiest of fellas (dunno if being a fast food manager would have anything to do with that). RIP.

Not surprised if everyone sends in the sort of overhit/high lofted shite that Taylor did yesterday.

Agree with most of that. In addition I thought pretty much all of the 19 corners we had were rotten. I knew Ba was going to miss, just knew it. Shola should have taken it, thankfully he still showed us he's the top man for this fixture.

Man utd have accepted the apologies (although as far as I could tell, they weren't addressed to them), they must be sick of the whole ordeal.

They're apologising to Liverpool rather than to Evra and the greater footballing community, and only for the events of yesterday, not for their behaviour over the last four months. Woefully inadequate.

Tbf to my flatmate he's said it's getting harder and harder to support the club so I retract my comment.

I actually found Barnes's original written comments back in December extremely disappointing. IIRC he was saying why should Suarez be demonised when nobody did anything about the bananas in the 80s. Which is completely missing the point, we have made progress, so we shouldn't be ignoring racism just because it was ignored then. It's amazing how blinkered some Liverpool fans are - I don't mean the ones who boo Evra, wear the t-shirts, make racist comments - but otherwise sensible people who I'm sure would be rightly denouncing Suarez if he was at our club but hide behind any irrelevant excuse they can (his culture, it's Evra's word against his, Evra said some naughty things too) to justify his case. I'm sure Barnes or my Indian Liverpool supporting flatmate would be leading the charge against us or any other team, the hypocritical disgraces to their ethnicity.

Wishing your dad all the best Stevie. I'm sure those looking after him are keeping you filled in, but if you've got any questions or owt obviously give me a shout.

I'm with Gemmill and Manc on this one, he's a fucking mental and the fact that he's in his fifties/knows a lot about NUFC from days gone by doesn't change the fact that he's a lunatic. I don't particularly buy the 'just ignore him' line. I don't bother replying to him anymore - mostly due to his (seemingly unchecked) racist comments in general chat but it does take willpower to do so when he posts something so objectionable or addresses you directly/comments on your posts. If HF is so longing for Leazes' company then stick the contrary twat in the creche with him.

A sad fact but true nonetheless.

Can't see anything other than a twatting and a media love in after those heroic spurs teach those nasty northerners a thing or two. Hope I'm wrong though.

This thread.

Cunts don't change their spots. He's a good pundit, probably the best around though. I actually quite liked Jamie Redknapp enthusing about Cisse's goal "It's right in the corner, look! You couldn't throw it up there! Couldn't even THROW it up there! Given had no chance, neither would two keepers, on stepladders, not getting there, no way".

Dunno what you're rolling your eyes for. Snow's great at Christmas but come the new year it can fuck off tbh.