luckyluke

True Grit

I think the first one is better because it sounds shitter.

Corners have been utterly dismal tonight.

Get on with it you fucking fanny

Only with your patter

Always makes me chuckle when the broadcaster is too tight for a studio.

I quite like that gif tbf.

Sacked it off, going out with people in Leeds anyway.

As if, you'd burn out your pacemaker battery after ten seconds with me.

Or what, fatty arbuckle?

I heard booing but I didn't notice any racist chanting and I had the volume up quite loud. I was cleaning the kitchen mind.

Guthrie blazes the latest chance over, you could tell from the way as he struck it was going to spoon it over, shocking technique

I think you're wrong but I'm clearly not going to change your mind so let's just draw a line under it now.

Looking For Eric - great. "I'll find you, cos I'm a postman!"

Footy, gym, beers. Supposed to be going on a works night out in Halifax (15 miles away) but not sure if I can be bothered. Would have to miss 2nd half of our game to get there on time (by train) getting home would be a struggle plus I'm the only doc (apart from my consultants) going (lots of theatre staff going though inc one really fit nurse). What do you think TT brains trust?

Whoever's side you took in the Souness-Bellamy fiasco , the worst thing about it was the grim inevitability of such a crisis once the scot was appointed.

Pretty much the above. The OP talks about 'the real Bellers', well how he acts on the pitch/towards players and managers isn't fucking make believe and a man is defined by his actions. Very telling interview by Nigel Reo Coker on Motd the other day.

Hot Fuzz

Bit cuntish to say that when he's been in and out of hospital all year.

127 hours - Sting and his missus

Sky plussed it cos wasn't gonna be home until 10ish this am, only for the cunts to switch it to bbc1 halfway through. FFFFFUUUUUUUU......

The Poseidon Adventure

You're in 'the few', of you're able to complain about the university you didn't get into on the Internet, not a possibility for millions in Africa, North Korea, or even thousands of young people in the UK to an extent. Feels a bit churlish to point that out like, but that's classic 6th former articulately moaning about their lot in ignorance of the bigger picture. I'm sure I was the same. You'll get over it.

I am the walrus - CT

I've been doing almost entirely obstetric anaesthetics for the last few months. As Cath says it it is a privelidge to be present at such a special time, although the only births I see are either planned or emergency caesarian sections. With the latter, women and their partners have the utmost sympathy from me as things can change so quickly you can almost see their heads spinning. Thankfully It sounds like none of you had the pleasure of a section so urgent that mum has to go to sleep (it's quicker than the anaesthetic that means she's awake throughout), which is a truly horrifying ordeal. Btw dads who consider their presence optional get on my wick, not being there is cowardice in the face of the enemy!