peasepud

Sadly my friend, you're not the chairman. So I reckon Kev, Smithy and Butt will all get renewed contracts, Jonas, Colo, Taylor will be sold and we'll purchase a couple of championship quality players to join the others we already have.. reeeeesult, a balance sheet which shows us making a player profit while the bank account tells a totally different story. Still thats progress for you.

And we'll see you the season after as well in the Championship

phew! At least now we've got the wrong people not doing the spending, win win

Actually BBC have us playing 2 games and not losing any... Didnt manage that under Shepherd

Good old BBC, got us on a par with Pompey

CHILL!!

ahem

Thats the thing kidda, I look at our 500k per week losses and thank my lucky stars we arent Man U, Liverpool or Arsenal. With their big name players and outlays on Europe and the likes.

Sorry lads, my fault. Forgot to put the bairns top on, did it ten minutes ago Best apologise to Hughton n'all

Im not sure how you get that conclusion tbh, without turning this into a Leazes post, under the previous regime you knew that whoever was in charge could go out and spend if/when they needed to. Not a chance in this one. If we're talking about the squad then In direct comparison we have 2004 Now Given Harper or more importantly in reserve keeper we had Harper and now have Krul Shearer Shola Bellamy Carroll (although there are some off-field similarities ) Robert Jonas (I like Jonas but hes no Laurent). Milner Routledge Speed Butt I could go on.

Fucking hell lads We've been behind a couple of times this season and still pissed the game. chillax maaaan

Hadaway and shite, maybe if he'd said something like "from 2004 to 2009" but to make out that it was a joke of a club during times, he as a player could only dream of is a bit rich.

I dunno if he gets the right football people backing it he could do all right; Nicky Butt, Pep Guarde-L'eau-la, Bill "Armitage" Shanksly? Good shout that. I reckon Danny Shittu would be my No2 choice though. Thinking outside the box, you could do worse than Nwankwo.

And that should go for the MD as well.

I dont get why you've all hijacked my thread on groundbreaking research tools to talk about daft April Fools pranks, childish it is really.

hmmmmm I seem to remember KK saying the same sort of thing at times

They just keep getting better n better do google. http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/

Reading it? hes on the phone to half of them offering contracts

They can sign me on a free and pay me less, doesnt mean its going to be successful.........awaits the call from Dekka

Your jokes were funny 20 years ago when they were first told.

sounds like a shit business model

yep

Hey top marks to you mate, many of us saw a season of hard slog, you were right in predicting just how shite this league is. Now, whats your prediction for next season?

What is your definition of trophy player? I'd never have had Shearer down as a trophy signing?