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I agree but I honestly cannot see us managing to attract anyone with the proven ability to keep us up, sacking JFK would be the final deathtoll of this clubs season unless we have a replacement sitting there ready, we'd go back to Hughton again, players wouldnt know whether they were coming or going and any chance of a cohesive plan would be shot to shit. Although there is one serious alternative and that would be to remove JFK and sit Dennis Wise in the hotseat, we all know its him fucking this club up from top to bottom, we already have numerous quotes etc that hint at him being the one making team selection so could we do any worse than having him stood on the touchline? Maybe just maybe his team talks will be better than JFK's. It would certainly make home games a bit more atmospheric.

Nope, as a football club we dont deserve to be classed as one of the best 20 in the country. To be honest we deserve to go down more than any other team in the Premiership. The others can give valid reasons for their position, lack of finance, small fan base, not good enough players etc. We have none of those excuses we should always be a top half of the table club even without the big money WOW signings that we grew used to under Shepherd and co.

I'll give you 500/1

Ahhh well at least we can laugh at somebody!

This is why I said what I did in the post the other day, lose this and other results go against us (as they are doing) and we're right down there in the shit, maybe, just maybe it will spur Ashley and co on to see the real danger that we are in. If we were to win this then we'd move up and "Mike 'Emperors new clothes' Ashley" wouldnt have a chance of realising that hes wandering round with his dick in full view.

What the fuck are we doing here, building a team of Shreks?

Normally Id be saying lets all go and vote the opposite but frankly this time I reckon we should join in as well, lets get everyone to go and do the same.

And then probably my worst decision ever, wander to Stoke on a cold Sunday evening. Hideous, hideous game in a horrible rotten shithole of a place only to have him come out and say he was well pleased with the result. Fast forward a year and the horrible rotten shithole became the second worst shithole in the country, Hull. Same result same bollocks given by a manager.

Happy times Think we left there at about 3 in the morning and got a cab back to the Travellodge where 9 of us were sharing a room, 3 went in past reception and the other 6 climbed in through the window (we werent daft we requested a ground floor room!). Seemed like a good idea at the time, not so good at 8am when you've had 5 hours of blokes full of beer n curry in one room. The thing that got me about Trafalgar Sq and Soho before that was that there wasnt a Manc to be seen, just a sea of Geordies loving every minute of it. I remember as well, my mate was all painted up and had a cameraman from the London Evening Standard stop and ask for a pic. When we got a copy of the paper it was in they'd had a double page spread of pics and not one of them contained a Man U fan.

Im starting to see it like the makems, we need to beat him if only just to shut him up.

you fat, greasy, bung taking, untrustful, chudchewing twat Come rahnd ere wiv ya fancy Southern ways. ps I preferred my title "Dear Sam, gladly go fuck yourself"

So has this died a death n'all? We cant even give our shit away

That's their way of trying to convince the fans that the lack of action now is because they're planning a big summer. Exactly, they really do see us as thick Northern monkeys. "shit Dennis, theyre not happy we havent signed anyone yet" "its awwwrite mate, hint that we're working on something big for the summer, that'll shut em ahhhhp"

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I can't work out if NUFC is been run at a loss, or if Ashley is syphoning off cash to bolster other parts of his holding. Probably the latter I guess, especially if we're not even going to have a £12m total spend (which is just the Milner money). Not to mention the money saved from no longer having to finance our debts. The year end figures will make interesting reading. Didnt we establish that there is no legal requirement to make these figures public? A balance sheet at the minimum will still be available from Companies House won't it? I dont know, Ive heard a few differening views on this. Im sure someone posted a fairly comprehesive answer a while back as to why he didnt need to do that. Matt?

I dont think they are inept, I think there is a business plan which they are sticking to that will make them money. Ineptness is something that can be turned round, being inept is making the wrong decision believing it to be the right one. These arent doing that, they are making decisions based on a different set of rules and aims to the rest of us. We want success, they want quick profit and they are going quite efficiently about that business.

The bad stuff is true though. Oh fuck fixed my post then Can the NUSC not do something, anything to show how desperate we all feel? We need a statement to the press detailing the embarassment of Kinnears comments about signings, the disappearing season ticket and Milner money, the fact hes been offered a long term contract etc. etc At the minute we are just sitting back and taking it up the arse as MA systematically disassembles and destroys our club one day at a time. You just know we got more to come too, Given or Owen is bound to leave on January 31st The NUSC put a poll out to its members a week ago asking what they would rather do out of "Return to protesting", "Continue requests for discussion" or "Wait and see what happens in the transfer window". The vast majority were split fairly equally between "Continue requests" and "Wait and see". That was obviously the feeling a week ago, maybe now it would be totally different and members can change their answer at any time so it could change and I would imagine it will based on the shit thats going on now. So yet again, we have attempted to open dialogue between the club and fans this time trying a different route as Ashley / Laaaaalaaaa have ignored it totally. At the same time we will continue what we've started in getting questions asked, putting forward questions to members of the press for them to try and question the club. We are building up some useful, influential press contacts who will help us out when needed. Not as some will claim to get our names into the papers but to give them topics to write about, issues to ask etc. We provide the bullets and let them fire them. (Ive just realised this is the sort of things you're talking about above). My own personal belief is as follows: Shouting about this will not work and could backfire on the NUSC, if we put out some statement shouting the odds then Ashley could turn round and say that was the reason he didnt put money in "I was just about to spend £500million when I saw you didnt like me" sort of rubbish. Unfortunately, I dont believe that anything can be done to stop this transfer window panning out as its destined to. The protesting, I think will restart in earnest come the end of the window, people will then see finally that there is no great plan to turn this club around and we're going to the dogs. Admittedly, protesting then will not gain us anything towards Premiership survival, it will merely hit Ashley in his pocket and hopefully make him drop the price to get out in the Summer (if relegation doesnt do that anyway).

The bad stuff is true though. Oh fuck fixed my post then

I can't work out if NUFC is been run at a loss, or if Ashley is syphoning off cash to bolster other parts of his holding. Probably the latter I guess, especially if we're not even going to have a £12m total spend (which is just the Milner money). Not to mention the money saved from no longer having to finance our debts. The year end figures will make interesting reading. Didnt we establish that there is no legal requirement to make these figures public?

In seriousness though, as Ritchie said, 98.3% of what this bloke says is bollocks.

Expect the announcement of a "serious" bid any time now.

and the fans with banners Dont forget the NUSC...the bastards

Time for an update..... Midway through the transfer window and I could be wrong on a couple of things..... that'll teach me to be too optimistic! January Transfer window. Out Owen (allegedly agreed a Summer move to Citeh so could be wrong here), N'Zogbia (Will go anywhere but here, Spuds, Lyon and more sniffing) Martins or Viduka (Martins injured but his agent has been making waves for a move). Given (Citeh bound) Geremi (Besiktas deal virtually signed sealed n delivered) Barton (Bolton nearly had him, Portsmouth interested too) (to date none of these contracts plus Butt, Harper and others have been agreed (Strolla has now signed a new 3 year one)) In £2 - 3million keeper £3million forward 2 other cheap foreign shite players. (I could be well out here, currently looks like nobody is coming in other than on loans) Kinnear will be given an extension to the end of the season. Neither of the £10million players that JFK spoke about last week will appear. Both have now been reported to have told us where to go. No sale will take place before the end of the season as any prospective buyers will not want the risk of relegation. (Confirmed as now taken off market) Communications Nothing will come out of the club officially. (Other than "club off market" statement this is spot on) JFK will however announce at least once a week for the next 4 weeks that he has his eye on this player, that player and a couple of others, that the chairman is backing him on the transfer front and that nobody is going nowhere. (I would say this has pretty much gone to form) Then from Christmas onwards he will go quiet and nothing other than "speculation that Owen/Martins/Given (*delete as applicable) is going nowhere." will be heard. (well I was totally wrong here like, nobody could have foreseen the complete levels of absoulte shit that has been spouted almost hourly!) Then on February 6th he will want to resign but won't because he has nowhere else to go, as a result those that slagged off Keegan for walking will slag off JFK for not going. Fans People will continue to slate the NUSC and half of A/N other board will blame all of the above on NUSC and the fact that a couple of fans made banners before the Hull game. One old bloke who should know better will re-state that the parading of a "cockney mafia out" banner at Hull was the lowpoint of his entire time supporting the Toon (he then failed to mention that fact when he kissed the arse of the bloke who paraded it) while Baggy will continue to state that MA is the best chairman this club has ever had because "hes invested quarter of a billion of his own money into the club".(Even hes started to go quiet these days) Current Laugh at Pud level: 16/01/09 - If there is it cant be heard over the weeping from every sane Newcastle fan.

Well apart from when the daft old twat says "we've put in bids of £8million....but we'll probably end up going to 10". I would say he was thick as mince if I had any belief that we actually were interested in buying the player.

Just goes to prove the point, hes there for one reason and one reason only. To go along with whatever hes told, Wise is running the show and JFK is just a puppet, a poor old daft shite of a puppet who will end up taking all the flak while Wise gets to sit in Lahndahn with his feet up.