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Who? what? where? eh? Top Cat, Tom and Jerry. Scooby Doo (without that twat Scrappy)

Because all of the above are likely to speak out if something isnt going right.

That would explain the queue of clubs banging on his door for the last 4 years. A man of his experience and knowledge should have been able to get the job at any First Division club yet strangely he didnt even get offered lower clubs than that.

We still have a goddam fine looking badge though.

There's some people who sit near me at the match who've been going longer than I've been alive and they're clueless as well. I think that while he is not to blame for the situation at the club he is quite clearly nowhere near the quality of manager we should be trying to attract and now he's been offered a new deal. That's where the anger comes from. His four years out of the game speaks volumes (something else he's felt the need to lie about btw). Whilst i agree with your overall sentiment in that I don't think it is the progressive long term appointment we were all hoping for and an extension to his contract is very disappointing i just think that the negative slating that he gets on here is sometimes a bit much - he may be Ashleys puppet and talk shite - yes i agree - but to disregard his entire career as an irrelevance (not you, just in general) just reinforces the stereotype that everyone outside the club have of our fans I prefer to regard the 2 wins in 13 games as a glowing testament as to why hes not suitable. Or if thats not enough then the disgraceful way he handles any kind of contact with press or officials. Then of course theres the blatant and downright lies.

Im always nervous before these but this one is making me shit myself already. The sheer terror of seeing them turn us over and what may happen in the aftermath is seriously worrying.

As Tom says it'll normally be pricey however based on current proceedings you should be able to buy the whole of level 7 for a ton.

Rather than having once worked for one of the chairman's old mate's? CC: "Hello? Mike? Mike Ashely?" MA: "Yes?" CC: "Its Colin, Colin Calderwood" MA: "Who?" CC: "Colin, we met at that party Dennis had back in 2004" MA: "Who?" CC: "You know man, the fancy dress party, I was the one in the Gladiator outfit and you came as what was it again? Jabba the Hut, aye that was it" MA: "I wasnt in fancy dress" "anyway what do you want?" CC: "Well you said that if I ever needed anything like and well errrmmm....." MA: "And? What can you do?" CC: "Well Im a failed football manager and coach" MA: "Smashing, when can you start?"

I think his was always a short term appointment for the transition period. Like getting Theo Paphitis in for a transition and once he's gone replacing him with David Brent. You're right there however I think that if Ashley ahd stuck to his promises then I reckon Mort may well have reconsidered and taken the job full time. It definitely appeared he was liking the whole thing.

hasn't he just loaned the club the debt money? Ie we now owe mike Ashley instead of barclays? If so, is he charging us interest?

And if a couple of key players leave?

I reckon its more likely that three liferafts will be stuffed full of money and used to sail into the distance leaving Kinnear to go down with his ship.

Its unfortunately true, he wont even give a shit about it. I applaud the sentiment though and I believe the NUSC is looking to back it as well (being raised at tomorrows meeting). I would however go away from the email route, or at least if it is email then you cant put a different subject heading in thinking that will get it read, it will be read yes however not by the right people. The NUFC mail servers filter mail depending on the subject, for instance anything with "Ticket" in goes to the box office, "Food" to catering, "Fat greasy cunt" gets forwarded onto Douggie Hall (via Ashley). So if you mask it then someone in the ticket office will get it then bin it. Admittedly they will bin them all after the first dozen or so regardless. If this is to work then you need to concert the effort into one days mail, everybody and I mean everybody sending the letter in on the same day, thereby getting thousands of them delivered at one time. They have to open them all up, have to check that its not something important. Bigger impact would be to send them all to Ashleys home though.

You're right there.....................You are in a very small minority

My love for the club will never fade or die away however there comes a time when more important things take precedence and the bigger the shitstick this club becomes the less important it will be for me to attend. I cant believe that I pay £500 a year for the fun of sitting through what we currently do. I no longer look forward to match days, thats not what it should be about.

Im sure I saw a quote from JFK last Tuesday or Wednesday when he said it was hard to put any of them into the squad for the Hull game because the U18s had an important game on Thursday and they were saving them for that! If I havent misread it then we have our priorities shot to shit here.

The players already look like they couldn't give a fuck out on the pitch, and I doubt Kinnear saying "they're not my players" will suddenly get them playing for him. The fucking daft scruffy old twat. Makes you wonder how bad things actually are behind the scenes. Maybe we'll see a manager bat a player on the pitch soon. Hopefully in the very near future we'll see a player twat a manager.

You've got us winning a game I bet. Won't happen. FYP

I think they knew exactly what they were doing when hiring JFK. What was that? Hiring someone who would be so grateful for a job that he'd gladly be their mouthpiece and put up with their shit? But what about his management skills? In the words of Mike Ashley "who gives a shit about his management skills our Dennis will be picking the team anyway"

cool thats me relieved then

I think they knew exactly what they were doing when hiring JFK.

nice one

Oh yeah Joe great idea, one player when what we need is 6. You total and utter lying fucking useless arsewipe of an excuse for a human being. Grow some fucking bollocks and get Wise told once and for all that you need a lot of new players.

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