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What I dont understand is, why has Fish got a picture of a lemon drizzle cake with a recipe for cheesecake? Oh and what the hell are you doing up Cath? Thought you were off work for the weekend?

I'm not abusing scousers, because in 6 days time I won't be posting on here, and at the end of the day I could write a book about them, in all fairness I wouldn't get to the first chapter without offending some fucking Derek Hatton related dipper, so I will save this message board an invasion of the blame avoiders. Im seriously considering setting that countdown thingy up again just for that event.

You'd be amazed petal, I had a conversation (in the pub after a few) about washing your arse in the shower, 2 lads said there would be no chance that they'd lift the shower head down and squirt it round their rim. One kidda even had the cheek to say it was a gay thing to do

I never have a problem looking your lass in the face afterwards

Its a known bug, you need the macro here found here to clear it > http://ooomacros.org/user.php#100070

You should be its the birthplace of the Industrial age and its GREAT! © Telford marketing board in conjunction with N-O technologies.

Not taking the piss, but I don't really see what these plus points are. You've got freedom of movement, but you're presumably paying more on rent than it would cost to mortgage the place (either that or your landlord is making a loss), and as house prices continue to rise, you're pricing yourself out of ever being able to enter the housing market. The difference being that I couldnt afford to buy anything worthwhile in an area I would enjoy living, I dont class myself as poorly paid by a long shot however at 3.5 x my annual salary I would be hard pushed to get anything of any note and more importantly for me, I want to enjoy living wherever I live. In my time Ive lived in a range of homes both rented and bought, from a shitty 1 bed flat in Fawdon (complete with resident board lodger ) through to a 4 bedroomed state of the art brand new town house in Backworth however in all of them Ive not been happy. Aplogies for anyone from there but I bought the house in Backworth 6 years ago, brand new for not far short of 100k and at the time it was the dogs bollocks but we hated the area, really really not nice. So we put it up for sale and had all the hassles that went with that. I now live somewhere that frankly, is way out of my league if I was going to buy, the deposit alone would mean Id have to find nearly 13k. Rent wise Im paying £300 per month more than I was paying to live in a shitty unfurnished flat in Deckham. And yes, on top of all that is the ability to move as and when I want, if they built some noew apartments somewhere and they were better and nicer than these then I'd rent one there. If I get a job offer down in Telford or London then I wouldnt need to worry about taking it just hand me notice in and find somewhere there.

Renting is great but yes I agree that its a false economy, theres nothing at the end of it but the plus points for someone without dependents far outweigh the downsides.

Renting is the future tbh

Theres a youngish lad who scams people in town, about 3 weeks ago I was walking past the Police Station and this kid stopped me, normal clothes, glasses and carrying a folder from what looked like College. He started on this sob story of how he'd lost his money and needed £1.40 to get the bus home so I gave him a quid (didnt really believe it tbh but Im a soft touch). Anyways 3 days later Im wandering through town again and who comes upto me but the same kid, "Scuse me mate, sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you could help me..." So I points out to him that he must be fucking unlucky, losing his cash twice in a matter of days and pointing out he'd stopped me a few days earlier "Not me mate!" was the reply and he hurried off. Ive since seen him twice and each time he comes over then realises, shits himself and wanders away.

At the end of the day though hes in it to make money, not saying that your adviser is dodgy but if he can get you a deal thats knocks £30 a month off your mortgage payments per month then you're going to be happy. It could be though that he had the chance to save you £35 but the commission in it was lower for him.

Arent you then at the mercy of what deal the banks offer him as payment? Surely as a business if he can make an extra £100 from bank1 who have a higher interest rate than Bank2 then hes going to take it?

Just choose the one your lass says to take

8 years. *dons tin hat and hides in a corner awaiting the impending doom

Is that like an ALDI version of No More Nails?

and a breakfast show usually (as far as Im concerned) happens during the early morning, maybe between 7 and 9 to 9.30ish?

Im off today! Woke up late, grabbed a coffee n came back to bed with the net so a quick text and now theres no need to hassle on in that shite weather going to work.

Aye, cheers for the afterthought

Who is that like? No you are just Mr "BIG" I heard it was Mr CHEESE

What goes around comes around, compadre I'd be quite happy to be banned tbh, got piles of revision to do and it just distracts me. Wonder why I can't sign in though, maybe because I was a rebellious mod. Can admins be banned on there? If so, I'm gonna ban all of these other fuckers even the top dog, Mr big cheese, the head honcho et al can be banned

a 6 inch cord? not exactly perfect if the PC is on your desk is it?

Who signed it may I ask? Me mother, Merry Christmas son from mammy

Ive got a signed copy of some Keegan video somewhere

I still recommend the Phoenix in Felling like...

Hey, Im still insecure