peasepud

If it's him, he's done us a favour getting the scum off the streets. Does that need a wink? You decide. I dont know, does it? but thats not a its a a looks like whereas a is clearly a

If it's him, he's done us a favour getting the scum off the streets. Does that need a wink? You decide. I dont know, does it?

Theres also the logic of scoring "too much" or at least in the Civil Service there is, knew a lass whos sister went for a job as an Admin Officer with the IR and they sent out a test to fill in so the girl I knew who was a Higher Executive Officer (ie 2 grades higher than applying for) at the time, filled it in. Sure enough her sister failed so the lass rang up and (seeing as it was anonymous) pointed out the fact that she had filled it in and was clearly more than capable of the AO job to be told, and I quote "well thast the problem you see, we scored the paper as too high for an AO job" fuckwits the lot of em. EDIT: Oh and Ally, if you get onto the faststream then Im handing in me resignation

According to BBC news hes currently suspended from work... "Hi Tom, sorry to call you in like but Im afraid we're gonna have to suspend you pending further enquiries...Sorry like mate, its come from head office, for some reason they're just not keen on you massacring prossies mate"

pah shite trophy anyways

was not out last night soz...and I don't drink in the hoose !! You may look forward to some drunken ramblings tonight tho from the "Toontastic Xmas Pissup " herd Tenner says none of us type like a retard though. you changing your posting style like?

Some people are friggin mingers, Heard about this one bloke from who went out to the game, on the drink, fell akip on somones settee then went for a long train journey without having a shower.... mingers

we missed out on the Sainsburys one last week though, seemingly you could use multiples, there were stories of people getting £60 off £100 shopping bill!

Number one tallest werepig btw. FACT! hoooo cuntybollocks

6ft 8... and as for the bloke on the train pointing out hes the 4th tallest man in britain thats just sad, pointing out how many peope are taller than him! You'd never get me telling you Im the 27th tallest person in Britain.

Thank you! I thought it was just me, only in urinals but I have this uncontrollable urge to gob one out while Im stood there.

I'm genuinely sorry to hear that and wouldn't have posted it if I thought there was much chance of a board member knowing a victim. I feel prettyu bad now - lesson learned I think. I dont want to appear sceptical however on N-O Rebellious said and I quote "I knew Annette quite well before she became a pro" no mention of her being sister/ sister in law and contradicts the fact above he says "I never knew she was a pro" Either way, sorry to hear of the loss.

You're right its friggin miles away!

Me me me!!! But only if I can take a picture of my cock with a santa helmet on and post it? I can see the headline now.... Byker Library shut down for indecency shocker!!!

havent you got some ironing to do? or maybe a bit shopping with the mother in law?

Aye, most abuse is directed at me, Peasepud, or the Fish. Only the Fish deserves it imo. Ye knaa, I always said you were salt of the earth mate, suddenly having to put up with the others on Saturday will be made a whole lot easier with your fine company

Understatment of the year tbh. Sports Bar is the only place he gets to see a pair of knockers these days by the sound of it. I too find it sad, however when you have kids a change takes place. I am now the bearer of responsibility and therefore cannot live the way I was once inclined/afforded to. Many of my old friends I bump into now and then simply don't beleive I have settled down and embraced family life, but it's a sad fact. Sexual dynamo I was and will always be as long as there's a bone in my cock! Not having the internet at home doesn't diminish my standing, infact one of the main reason she wanted rid of it was cos our time in the bedroom reduced due to my increased internet exposure. So picture a white Barry White, 3 times lighter but still with a black mans cock and you'd not be far off! You want to get that seen to mate, its not meant to be that colour you know dunno why I rushed in with the reply he'll not read it til tomorrow lunchtime. As for the prostitution debate, the answer would be tolerance zones, areas where girls can ply their trade and punters see them without any worries, areas with CCTV but people can go safely knowing their not going to get pulled over by the police. The likes of an industrial estate away from peoples homes etc so it takes the problem away from suburban areas but is well lit and safely monitored. Any girls trying to work anywhere else could then be pulled up and arrested. As for the jokes Im not offended by them but I do think that general society see these girls as less than the shit they've scraped off their shoes, street girls are usually junkies etc that have gotten into a mess and need the cash, its either that or robbing people. Im sure one girl that was murdered had 4 kids and was doing it to feed them, very sad state of affairs all round tbh EDIT: And sorry like but I do think the Advent Calendar is sick, its one thing making jokes as a generalisation but using actual victims pictures is a bit too much imho like

*insert smart-arsed birthday comment here*

Ahhh begorrah the barmaids will be wet at the thought of it.

I see Noelie's got his cake. Happy Birthday marra.

I haven't been for a couple of years, but it was always one of my favourites in Newcastle. Had a mint jukebox, IIRC, & at least it was different from the usual chain pub bollocks.... I believe the jukebox is touted as "officially the best jukebox in newcastle"

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whatever happened to that lunatic that used to post on here about how high an IQ he had and how he had a dozen degrees?

hmmmm a man with a scarf eh? Gemmill? where were you then?