peasepud

You scored less than J69 didnt you? admittedly, if I had then Id be pretending I couldnt be arsed to take the test as well.

I've only just wandered into this thread but basically (if Ive got this right) theres a girl who rings you up randomly for sex, tells you she'll give you BJs and generally just flirts along without any kind of commitment? Bloody women!!!! you got her number handy?

Reservoir Dogs is my fave film of all time, Pulp Fiction wasnt as good imho but I do think it was a genius of a film, the way it jumps between stories and across time. Kill Bill 1 & 2 were both class, Killing Zoe was good also, I honestly dont think Ive seen a film of his that I thought "that was average". The use of music is (again in my opinion) one of his big big strongpoints. Even his acting parts have been good, Dusk til Dawn, his bit part in Reservoir Dogs and Im sure theres more but cant remember. Plus the CSI episode he directed was a classic.

I would be asking you for ID if you came in my bar

Fuck me, young uns these days have too many morales, go to your favourite drinking hole and then regardless of what happens text the boss and say "spot on, did everything they should have" or if you dont like lying to your boss then go to the bar and say "3 pints of lager, a whisky chaser and pack of pork scratchings please oh and Im a secret shopper trying to catch you out so please make sure you ask me for ID". Sorted.

No, no and thrice no

Is that Johnny2J? I've been reading all his posts in a Jorman accent, just assumed it was Ise

Mate at works brother has a company doing those "secret shopper" type things and hes looking for 18 year olds to go out and buy drink. Basically, he supplies a list of shops/pubs etc that he wants you to go to and you go, buy drink and see if they ask you for ID. You then tell him the results. Heres the good bit, they pay for the drink, you keep the drink and they pay you a wage on top as well!!!!! Gawd, I would have worked overtime if that had been offered to me as a kid!

It just shows a standard pic of a report showing 110 IQ. Not that bit, there's another link. Can't remember what it was called now... Your IQ score is 144! Visionary Philosopher Your mind's strengths allow you to think ahead of the game -- to imagine or anticipate what should happen next in just about any situation. Because you're equally skilled in the numerical and verbal universes of the brain, you can draw from multiple sources of information to come up with new ideas and this makes you a Visionary Philosopher. You also have a knack for matching and anticipating patterns in all sorts of situations, a talent that adds to your visionary philosopher mind.

It just shows a standard pic of a report showing 110 IQ.

ahem....

all the best to everyone including Caths grandma and wee Jimbo-ette jnr (even if neither of them could be arsed to sign up for the site!)

why not try Pandora, it picks out stuff based on what you already like. www.pandora.com/

I think you'd be better off getting a new chrimbo one specially. Mine need santa hats (there's already snow ) Pud can you oblige? this ok? Could you do mine as well please?

I think you'd be better off getting a new chrimbo one specially. Mine need santa hats (there's already snow ) Pud can you oblige? this ok?

I think you'd be better off getting a new chrimbo one specially.

I had something like this the other week, go to the list of networks available and tell it to only connect to the one you want, remove all others from the autoconnect list, each router will have different settings but it'll be either autoconnect or preferred networks list.

Silence, jizzbolt. Peasepud: Next *groans* Radg: Stolen from Ivor *cringes* do you want me to get the photo out? eh? do ya?

seeds are the number of people who are offering the complete file for download, peers (or sometimes called leechers) are the number that are downloading it. So you need to find a file with a higher ratio of seeds to peers for a faster download.

tbh they werent mutually exclusive ideas, I say we do both, get his details then start a long and hard campaign against the twat including getting him into town to collect his cash, already decided that it may need a long series of texts to get his confidence and maybe even fork out a tenner or so to show Im genuine before luring him somewhere with the promise of serious cash. I reckon we should see if said, ginga is up for a full weekend GB with a stag party, offer him/her/it about a grand to do it with the promise of £200 or so in the magazine etc. In fact why not get him on a train to London or summit

just when you think life is getting a tad boring along comes our little friend to brighten up our day. First thoughts from me are that next week is Christmas piss up week so if we can get him into Newcastle then we could have some fun. Secondly, I go for the getting as much info on him as possible and then as was said before passing it to the local rag, that should get us a good story we can link to. So then onto how we get the info, Im tempted to go knock on his door clipboard in hand canvassing for some local charity. "Good afternoon sir, now before you close the door Im not looking for money sir, just your details for a petition for the local orphans, oh and all the details go into a prize draw with the lucky winner getting £1000! got to be worth it for just a minute of your time." While Im doing that Smoothy can hide behind the bush taking pics (not of his cock though!)

Sweet baby Jesus and the Orphans!!!! I reckon its time to invoke that emergency procedure we've talked about.

You were on a bus in Byker with your mother in law? how fucking under the thumb are you??????

Says the lad with the last post in the thread. oh fuck!