peasepud

Who says we didnt invent our very own pot noodle?

you seem to forget Im a civil servant also, so I know that theres no way either of us can afford a think how many of those you use every day at work. You cant have enough left to gamble with. 83168[/snapback] Look....me boss is a rent boy !! I have plenty left to gamble with !!! 83169[/snapback] OK then you asked for it, time to bring out the big guns.....

me and Pud will be there for one after the match 82715[/snapback] How was the pot noodle ??? 83162[/snapback] Definitely a Bombay Big Boy

you seem to forget Im a civil servant also, so I know that theres no way either of us can afford a think how many of those you use every day at work. You cant have enough left to gamble with.

I'll see your and raise you a 83160[/snapback] I'll see your and raise you.... 83161[/snapback] ok then so now we have a :huh: hmmm not sure on this but what the hell, in for a in for a so I'll raise you a

I'll see your and raise you a

does anyone know if hes stopped running yet? most he'd ran all afternoon was to leg it straight down the tunnel when he was subbed, I reckon they just opened the doors at the other side and let him continue on.

obviously not OR maybe his was broken? This may be a blonde question, but what have they done with it now? Do they just let it go out to sea and let nature take its course? 82963[/snapback]

Just how minging is that Jill in the advert? "My children always leave the bath dirty" dirty????you'd think she'd washed a dozen pit ponies in the bastid! "It cleans limescale from my sink" sink? is that what it was?? christ on a bike I thought it was the hull of the titanic it was so covered in shite! and dont get me started on her microwave!!! If you ever get invited back to hers for coffee, just run as fast as you can, leg it!!!!

Being a Benefit Fraud inspector I dont get to go out on the town on Saturday neet Im too busy sitting outside Wackys hoose.

I'm guessing your paying for the frame (plus a mark-up of course) and they're a keep-sake. And, yes you did used to be able to get them from .com 82152[/snapback] It doesnt say that they're framed. To me it appears that they are just that "a single share certificate"

Newcastle Onlines Toon shares offer Or am I just being thick? (and no its not a dig at N-O, I am honestly lost as to why you'd pay £13 for a Toon share).

What. The. Fuck? "So Mr Jones, this is how it works. You can have a little bit of your money once we find out it's definitely cancer, a bit more once it's making you quite sick, the docs tell you it's touch and go, and your hair starts to fall out, and then you can have the whoooooole jackpot once we get a letter telling us you're going to be 6-feet under in less than 6 months!! Huzzah!" 82130[/snapback] well thats not exactly great like is it? you can imagine some twat from Virgin wanting to come to the doctors with you and actually see you going through Chemo.

funnily enough I was thinking exactly the same thing when I saw it. (maybe I should put my clothes on and leave you to it )

if I can get out for an hour tomorrow then I may just do that

Fookin hope so, nobody realises the hard day I've had, they'd ran out of Smoked Salmon on the train home so I had to have Duck.... disgrace I tells ya.

aahhh.... 82066[/snapback] more like! 82084[/snapback] took me three reads to get the relevance tbh 82098[/snapback] simpleton..... 82101[/snapback] sheltered life tbh

aahhh.... 82066[/snapback] more like! 82084[/snapback] took me three reads to get the relevance tbh

A large-breasted, dumb bird from LA? 82093[/snapback] well a big tit anyway

shuttup you Northern Monkey!

Bout the same as when Backdoor attacked the Marsh when she was sitting on her bed....no-one stepped in there either 82074[/snapback] they're all spineless nobs, so much for George 5 mins earlier telling Maggott that he'd always stick up for anyone being abused, well well Georgie you didnt exactly come running to her aid there did you??? wanker! 82077[/snapback] Ooooo, great minds. I was typing exactly that..... 82080[/snapback] Look just put some clothes on and stop nebbing over me shoulder

Bout the same as when Backdoor attacked the Marsh when she was sitting on her bed....no-one stepped in there either 82074[/snapback] they're all spineless nobs, so much for George 5 mins earlier telling Maggott that he'd always stick up for anyone being abused, well well Georgie you didnt exactly come running to her aid there did you??? wanker!

nah, nowt serious - grief away from this place, that's all... just spent ages last night trying to tidy this place up a bit, didn't get very far and ended up feeling like saying 'fuck it'... Fast running out of space so the idea about member culling (those who don't post) is perhaps a good one.. As for those miserable bastards who're in the arcade but never post are gonna be disappointed. Considering the amount of people we have online, there's not a lot of activity like... 81582[/snapback] whey gis the passwords and I'll take some of it on.

Do people actually realise that Jimbo, Ritchie and Peasepud are admins too? Or is it simply because the two of us are online? It's not a dig, it's a serious question.... 81672[/snapback] No, I was gonna talk to you about that, can you get rid of the other account and make mine an Admin, sick of logging in and out each time I want to do summit.